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[grilletto]

okay so i have some questions for the general public
which is you guys

first: if you sent someone to jail on their birthday but they probably forgave you should you be worried that they or a family member is gonna
i don't know
come after you
or something like that
not that it happened
but hypothetically i guess

second: anyone have any thoughts on being called "puppy"?
is it a compliment?
an insult?
i kind of need some outside opinions here

uhhh
yeah that's it
thanks

[ all replies will be anonymous unless stated otherwise ]

Comments

[grilletto]

surprise
i

[ fuck he just told someone they didn't know how to spell because of this ???? ]

wuz just tryin 2 trick u
haha
i got u

[torsion]

Okay. I'll bite.
So, if you're him, then why were you so defensive about being anonymous and now suddenly you're happy to tell me it's you.
Instead of knocking on my door and asking these questions to me because I'm happy to give advice or explain how affection and teasing can work, you know.

he's dying very slowly

[grilletto]

becuz you caught me
*u
if u know who i am y am i gonna lie

anyway
i wuz embarrassed
right

hasn't he been since he made this post

[torsion]

Okay, then, I'll ask you when you get home. :)

Of course you were embarrassed. This is such a dumb thing to ask publicly.

[ She doesn't actually mean that, but she wants to rile em up. After all, she's pretty sure there's only one person she knows that texts like above, overreacts weirdly, and also knows her and Leone... ]

absolutely

[grilletto]

o yea
about that
i'm
uh
not coming home
today
2day

lessons learned

[torsion]

Funny.
Because I know you're in your room right now.
I guess I'll just let myself in! :)

oh my god

[grilletto]

no!!
i'm
uh

fuck
uh
naked??
don't come in

life choices

[torsion]

Nothing I haven't seen before.
If you're feeling shy just roll around in a blanket.
See you soon. ;*

[ Honestly, replying to this was a great idea. She's really enjoying herself now!! ]

terrible life choices is almost his middle name

[grilletto]

NO THE DOOR IS LOCKED
FUCK

I'M JUST
I'M GONNA GO OUT THE WINDOW, OKAY
?
K
?

honestly jill is living rn

[torsion]

I'd think you wouldn't mind if it was me. ;)

Alright, be sure to put some pants on before you do.

someone has to

[grilletto]

holy shit
uhhhh
it's 2 late
i'm out the window already
u can't see me
because
i have a
...fever?

mistah's been in a grave for half this convo

[torsion]

That's not how fevers work, but I'll make sure there's some meds ready for you when you come home.
See you soon, Carlos. <3

yes and he dug it himself

[grilletto]

thanks
i
have a rash 2
so um
it's gonna be a while
thanks
later

tbh an impressive feat

[torsion]

I'll have some aloe ready. And benadryl.
Take care of yourself in the meantime.
Even if you're full of shit. ;)

the grave gets deeper

[grilletto]

what the hell??
i'm not full of shit???
i said fever and rash
not that i'm fucking constipated??

soon to be other side of the planet

[torsion]

You know exactly what I meant.
All you have to do is stop replying.
Yet here we are.

careful kids don’t fall in the hole this dumbass dug for himself

[grilletto]

oh
yeah
got it
uhhh thanks
bye jill

[ yep, solid landing ]

it has a big fence around it, no one else will

[torsion]

See you around. ;)