prismatica | text; un: anonymous;

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okay so i have some questions for the general public
which is you guys

first: if you sent someone to jail on their birthday but they probably forgave you should you be worried that they or a family member is gonna
i don't know
come after you
or something like that
not that it happened
but hypothetically i guess

second: anyone have any thoughts on being called "puppy"?
is it a compliment?
an insult?
i kind of need some outside opinions here

uhhh
yeah that's it
thanks

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Okay. I'll bite.
So, if you're him, then why were you so defensive about being anonymous and now suddenly you're happy to tell me it's you.
Instead of knocking on my door and asking these questions to me because I'm happy to give advice or explain how affection and teasing can work, you know.

becuz you caught me
*u
if u know who i am y am i gonna lie

anyway
i wuz embarrassed
right

Okay, then, I'll ask you when you get home. :)

Of course you were embarrassed. This is such a dumb thing to ask publicly.

[ She doesn't actually mean that, but she wants to rile em up. After all, she's pretty sure there's only one person she knows that texts like above, overreacts weirdly, and also knows her and Leone... ]

o yea
about that
i'm
uh
not coming home
today
2day

Funny.
Because I know you're in your room right now.
I guess I'll just let myself in! :)

no!!
i'm
uh

fuck
uh
naked??
don't come in

Nothing I haven't seen before.
If you're feeling shy just roll around in a blanket.
See you soon. ;*

[ Honestly, replying to this was a great idea. She's really enjoying herself now!! ]

NO THE DOOR IS LOCKED
FUCK

I'M JUST
I'M GONNA GO OUT THE WINDOW, OKAY
?
K
?

I'd think you wouldn't mind if it was me. ;)

Alright, be sure to put some pants on before you do.

holy shit
uhhhh
it's 2 late
i'm out the window already
u can't see me
because
i have a
...fever?

That's not how fevers work, but I'll make sure there's some meds ready for you when you come home.
See you soon, Carlos. <3

thanks
i
have a rash 2
so um
it's gonna be a while
thanks
later

I'll have some aloe ready. And benadryl.
Take care of yourself in the meantime.
Even if you're full of shit. ;)

what the hell??
i'm not full of shit???
i said fever and rash
not that i'm fucking constipated??

You know exactly what I meant.
All you have to do is stop replying.
Yet here we are.

oh
yeah
got it
uhhh thanks
bye jill

[ yep, solid landing ]

See you around. ;)

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text; un: anonymous;

no subject

he's dying very slowly

hasn't he been since he made this post

absolutely

lessons learned

oh my god

life choices

terrible life choices is almost his middle name

honestly jill is living rn

someone has to

mistah's been in a grave for half this convo

yes and he dug it himself

tbh an impressive feat

the grave gets deeper

soon to be other side of the planet

careful kids don’t fall in the hole this dumbass dug for himself

it has a big fence around it, no one else will