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[grilletto]

okay so i have some questions for the general public
which is you guys

first: if you sent someone to jail on their birthday but they probably forgave you should you be worried that they or a family member is gonna
i don't know
come after you
or something like that
not that it happened
but hypothetically i guess

second: anyone have any thoughts on being called "puppy"?
is it a compliment?
an insult?
i kind of need some outside opinions here

uhhh
yeah that's it
thanks

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[grilletto]

yeah! see it’s like
it’s not out of line for me to ask for a good word to be put in, right?
he’s got to listen if she says don’t hurt the guy

i knew some other people would agree
being called cute or puppy is just weird
like i feel like a pretty cool guy and it’s just
i don’t want to say demeaning or anything like that
but lame i guess

[machizumo]

I mean yeah if they gotta call it off they gotta call it off. Their forgiveness rings kinda hollow if they got people trying to jump you and shit.

Anyway sorry about your dumb nickname. Maybe you can just ask for a better one.

[grilletto]

yeah man
that's a good point
like
they kind of HAVE to back off right?

i already told her i wanted to be called something cooler and then she still called me puppy
at this point i might just have to accept it even if i'm not like
super fond of it

[machizumo]

Yeah man. But let me know if you need backup. They tough?

And yeah acceptance might be best.
Is it good that a girl gave you a cute nickname at least?
People like puppies right? Puppies are good.

[grilletto]

i'd say that tough is an understatement
he's fucking huge but i know i couldn't really right him
probably wouldn't go over very well with jolyne

and yeah people like puppies
but sometimes i have to be menacing
when was the last time you saw a menacing puppy?
they're harmless

[machizumo]

Just how small and adorable are you anyways?
That's where both of these conversation trails is leading.

[grilletto]

hey i'm not small or adorable
i'm a decent sized guy but her dad is like a fucking mountain??
179cm isn't anything to complain about for height
but he's at least 194 or something like damn
what the fuck?
what did he do to get that big?
not trying to sound vain or anything
but i'm pretty sure i'm hot and not adorable

[machizumo]

Ah well 194 isn't too bad. I'm almost as tall as that. It's not freakish or anything you know.
So we could take him!

You'll have to take a survey about whether your hot or adorable but I guess you aren't particularly short or nothing. Good for you man!

[grilletto]

yeah but are you built like a mountain?
because trust me
he's built like a fucking mountain

and honestly at this rate
i'm pretty sure i don't want to take any more surveys
i don't think the answers are really gonna go in my favour