Konoha (
lumberlady) wrote in
prismatica2020-11-09 09:13 pm
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apology for to bother but
how do two leg people walk???
please send simple and clear advice
or VIDEO? 📷?
i watch human walking all i 's life but
is very more difficult than i expect...
requesting two leg person help!
please and thank you and gratitude
- KONOHA 🌳🍃
how do two leg people walk???
please send simple and clear advice
or VIDEO? 📷?
i watch human walking all i 's life but
is very more difficult than i expect...
requesting two leg person help!
please and thank you and gratitude
- KONOHA 🌳🍃

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[Don't quote WebMD at a jinba-temporarily-turned-human??? Concerned, she lifts up a foot to try and grab it in her hands to feel if it was cold to the touch and not just her being sensitive to temperature because she's used to having rather unfeeling hooves, but-
Nope, just toppling backwards.]
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Even though it comes with a yelp and a tangle of limbs and flailing and their heads knocking together before she ends up flat on her back on the ground.]
Tanjiro...
[It's not that she minds him landing atop her, there's nothing to be embarassed about there, with their relationship, but...]
When did you get so heavy... ?
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Rude!! I'm not any heavier than I was before I don't think, You just don't have your crazy jinba strength.
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[Even if it was her side of things, okay??? But she wriggles onto her side from her back, moving to try and shove a dirty-soled foot at him.]
But quick-- Tanjiro, help! Are my feet too cold? Is it normal cold? The weird teas here wouldn't make me a human with a sickness, would it?
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You're probably fine, Konoha. It's November, and you're outside barefoot, your feet are gonna be cold.
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D- D- Do you think I’ll be human long enough to need shoes? I really don’t want to be, but they’re all c- cold! And I need to do field work... !
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My feet are bigger than yours, but I could loan you a pair if you wanted. Just for now?
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O- oh, yes, please... ! I don’t want to hurt them then have a hoof problem when I turn back...
[if that’s how this works, she don’t know]
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Do you wear horseshoes? Human feet are a lot more tender so our shoes are different because the whole foot has to be covered, but it's maybe similar.
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She kind of just. Stays sprawled on the grass so she doesn’t have to try using her legs again yet.]
Those iron things? No way...
[Horseshoes weren’t too popular in her time period, but she’s learned about them in Lunatia.]
We just wear straw sandals like humans do in the winter, if it’s going to be slippery in the snow...
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Oh! That makes sense, and is probably more comfortable. If you so it right horseshoes don't hurt the horse, but it's still probably weird to have stuff nailed into you.
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Noooooooo thank you...
[She didn't want anything nailed in her hooves??? Even if she can't feel anything there... it seems upsetting? So she just kicks her legs a little bit in the grass, patting her thighs in confusion.]
I bet I'll turn back tomorrow... or- the day after tomorrow. Definitely not the day after the day after tomorrow.
[Definitely before Iris... right? Right?!]
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[He shifts, laying on his stomach in the grass and patting her knee idly.] Yeah? I hope so, if you're not liking it.
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[She rolls a little on her back this way and that, squeezing her legs together and pulling her knees up towards her chest. Admittedly, she finds it more fun when she doesn't have to try to balance upright, but- !
But... Her cheeks grow a bit ruddy, pushing the tips of her fingers together as she looks up at the clouds.]
I just want to turn back before Iris...
[How is she supposed to make love to her husband properly when she's this size???]
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I can understand how that would be worrisome. Take your hair down? I wanna braid it.
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[Really... really worrisome...]
I know he'll still love me because it's me, but Gonta isn't as comfortable with humans as jinba... I don't like that part...
[And also... Actually, she is curious what human ladies feel like, but. Not enough to want to be maybe super horny but afraid of her husband's dick??? Conflict...]
Do humans look better with braids- ?
[She'd never thought about it............... But she does roll back up to sit in the grass and release her hair, the thick ebony strands that usually fell to her withers now falling to... well, her hip? The equivalent.]
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[He waves his good hand dismissively in front of his face. Enough of that--]
It's not that they look better, it's that I've wanted to braid your hair for a while, but you're usually too tall for it to really work because I'd have to be sitting behind you. [He scoots up to her and carefully finger-combs her hair to separate it.] One of the Pillars wears her hair in three braids, Nezuko always had me braid her hair like hers after we saw her.
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But she's free with offering her hair, cocking her head curiously as she feels him start to run his fingers through strands that smell faintly of camellia oil.]
Oh.
[Well, she was much taller, that makes sense.]
Does three mean anything special... ? None of the women in my time braid their hair.
[Westerners bring in all sorts of crazy things to Japan, huh? Braids???]
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I don't think so? Kanroji-san just had really thick hair, I think. And so do you, so it can be sectioned off enough for three... That way no one braid is too heavy, I guess.
[Much taller, and he didn't like the idea of sitting on her back like she were just a horse. He goes about his merry braiding way regardless, carefully running his fingers through each segment of hair as he splits it off, tying off one section with a bit of twine from his sleeve (he always carried bandages, twine, and the salve Urokodaki gave him, Just In Case) and carefully setting it over her shoulder so he could work on another.]
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Mmm... Why does it feel so nice when other people do your hair but normal when you do your own...
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[He takes his time with the braids, breaking a piece of twine with his teeth to tie it with as he goes.]
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[Every now and then she shivers or laughs a bit when his fingers run through her hair in Just the Right Way, pulling her laundry basket closer so that she can start folding some of it in her lap as he works.
Multitasking!]
Tanjiro would look good with long hair, I think... in a little tail!
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[He watches her fold and hums something he seems to only partially remember the tune to, setting the finished braid over her shoulder to move onto the second one.]
I used to wear it up real high like you do, but it wasn't half as long.
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[That's all you really need for a topknot, which is her experience with the most formal of male hairdos.]
I wear mine in a bun most days, but... my mother always told me my hair should be really long in case I ever needed to do it a different way... or for special occasions and things like that... also because men like it.
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