text | un: konoha

[lumberlady]

apology for to bother but

how do two leg people walk???

please send simple and clear advice

or VIDEO? 📷?

i watch human walking all i 's life but

is very more difficult than i expect...

requesting two leg person help!

please and thank you and gratitude

- KONOHA 🌳🍃

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Video

[vocarrah]

[He turns it on immediately, stepping back so that he's in the frame.]

Konoha, hello! Do you remember me? It's Ianchus Cepheos. You want to know about legs, right? To stand, try to have your feet shoulder-width apart...feet straight! Shift your weight slooowly....and then take a step with the other foot! Like this...

[He demonstrates, and then pauses as something seems to click in his mind.]

Ah. Why are you asking about this?

1/?

[lumberlady]

[It’s him!!!]

[lumberlady]

[It’s... the man... she tricked into sleeping with her... so she could steal his chroma and blood... that him...]

[lumberlady]

[THE ONE SHE TRIED TO FIND LATER AND APOLOGIZE TO BUT SHE COULDN’T FIND HIM ON THR NETWORK, THAT HIM.]

[lumberlady]

[THE ONE WHO SAID HE WANTED TO TURN INTO A MOUSE AND LIVE IN-]

[lumberlady]

[THE ONE WHO PUT HIS HAND IN-]

[lumberlady]

[あndoscowntksksbrkf]

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[lumberlady]

MASTER IANCHUS

i offer apology!!!!! much large apology to you!!!!!!!!!!! please give forgiveness for no contact after first meeting!!!!!! i want bad but no know your USERNAME!!!!

AUDIO

[vocarrah]

[IS SHE OKAY????? she was typing for a really long time and he gets...that....]

Please don't worry about it! It's quite alright, really--! Are you feeling better?

[And then he types it out, just in case:]

It's alright! My username is Roamer. Are you feeling better?

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[lumberlady]

[She should really probably switch to video like he'd done, but knlenfwe she's too flustered she can't show her face right now!!!]

is not alright!!!

i use you for perverse reason and steal CHROMA!!! please believe is not how i do on normal time! i no biting people! i was CHROMFERATU but is healed now!

and apologizing!!

[vocarrah]

[She's a lot less eloquent in text, isn't she... was she perhaps illiterate? Or under-educated? How cute...

He's never been a fan of texting, but it's not like he minds it, and it seems like she prefers it at the moment, so...]

I'm glad you are feeling better. 😄
There's no need to apologize, but I accept it. I offered you my Chroma, didn't I? So it's alright!

[He types in Besides, I had a pretty nice meal, too 😉 but deletes it before sending. She's clearly distressed, he shouldn't be such a sadist.]

[lumberlady]

[he hits the nail on the head, at least... both illiterate and under-educated when she'd arrived in Lunatia, she thinks she's doing an amazing job after her classes!]

i also glad but
i so much ashamed for i 's manners...
i lie also when i approach you, i no like to lie...
i much appreciate master IANCHUS sharing chroma but
i should not take in this way

please allow i to make recompense!!!

[vocarrah]

[Aaahhh.... He doesn't deal well with that much apology being thrown at him!]


Well...you have a nice farm, right? I would accept an invitation to your farm, if you'd like to apologize.

[lumberlady]

[it doesn’t feel like enough, but... she seizes on the chance to do SOMETHING.]

yes!!
has farm! much food! home cooked food!

please allow i to host at TSURUGI FAMRSTEAD! full service!!

[vocarrah]

I will be looking forward to it, then! That sounds wonderful! When is a good time?

Oh, and did I answer your question about legs?

[lumberlady]

any time not WEEKEND time is alright! afternoon is best morning is work busy.


oh


i forget all about leg

[vocarrah]

Ah! I seem to have distressed you quite a bit, then. To forget something you have fourfold...I quite apologize.

[lumberlady]

oh! no is needing to apologize!

i go watch first video again! watch seriously this time!

[vocarrah]

Let me know if you have any questions! Why are you curious, anyway?

[lumberlady]

actually i

wake up with two legs today
like human shape two leg

[vocarrah]

Human shape two legs...?

As in...

🦵🏾🦵🏾?

[lumberlady]

yes like

🦵🦵

with

🦶🦶

[vocarrah]

[WAIT it clicks now.]
Were you asking about legs so that you could...use your legs? Do you need help?

[lumberlady]

yes is why i ask

i grow up with human not JINBA so i think oh!
this is easy!
i know how human walks!

but actually
i no know how if is i
is difficult............

[vocarrah]

This may be presumptuous, but... I am a much better teacher when I can show in person. Perhaps I should come to you?