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Konoha ([personal profile] lumberlady) wrote in [community profile] prismatica2020-11-09 09:13 pm

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apology for to bother but

how do two leg people walk???

please send simple and clear advice

or VIDEO? 📷?

i watch human walking all i 's life but

is very more difficult than i expect...

requesting two leg person help!

please and thank you and gratitude

- KONOHA 🌳🍃
circumitus: I CAN QUIT ANY FUCKING TIME I WANT. (i'm not drunk YOU'RE drunk)

[personal profile] circumitus 2020-11-24 08:53 am (UTC)(link)
well
you HAVE a rear
just smaller now
compared to what youre used to anyway

if you still need some help balancing or getting around
could help with that
since you helped carry me during a

similar situation


[As far as having fewer legs is concerned.]
circumitus: Might've forgotten to buy this shirt, oops. (can i borrow 20 bucks?)

[personal profile] circumitus 2020-11-24 12:50 pm (UTC)(link)
it cant be that bad
you probly just cant see it when you look over your shoulder

could help with the farmstead shit at least


[Because Rey kind of wants to see what Konoha looks like on human legs now.]
circumitus: but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza" (we were going to warn you...)

[personal profile] circumitus 2020-11-24 01:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[Even though Konoha can't see or hear her, Rey's trying not to laugh.]

humans DO have asses you know
just don't stick out as far
you tried looking in a mirror??

could always use spare cash so sure
circumitus: (it takes a lot to laugh)

[personal profile] circumitus 2020-11-24 01:13 pm (UTC)(link)
telling you its not gone
can use mirrors for more than just that


[Says the woman who rarely ever bothers with them.]

ok will swing by in less than hour or so
circumitus: nope. nopenopenope. nopenope. nope. (cookies need love like everything does)

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[personal profile] circumitus 2020-11-24 01:30 pm (UTC)(link)
well fine
there are other ways tho


[What else are phone cameras good for?]

k see you soon

[Rey isn't sure what to expect when she does show up. Somehow she still can't quite mentally prepare herself for a shorter, bipedal Konoha, though.

[Funny how weird someone looks when you're so used to seeing them a certain way, even if they are by your definition of "normal" now.]


...

[snort]

Wow, holy shit...
circumitus: that's because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs. (my dad brought home flowers)

[personal profile] circumitus 2020-11-24 02:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[Having woken up with 25 extra feet of body a few times over the last months, Rey can empathize the weirdness of just feeling more than you're used to. Balancing is still an issue when she becomes half-snake, but she expects it now.

[At least Konoha's is temporary. All the more reason for Rey to see this for herself.

[Which is a sight, for sure.]


Nothing. Nothing at all! [Her intonation is lighter than she's used to sounding to most. It might be an emotion they call "amusement", carried in her body language as well with her broad shoulders straightened and her hands tucked into the pockets of her cargo pants while she walks.] You're just so...

[As Rey approaches, also more stocky and muscular than the average woman, she finds herself having more than a half-foot over the other woman now.]

...little.
circumitus: She was still in her dress and I was still in my bridesmaid dress. (just made out with the bride)

[personal profile] circumitus 2020-11-24 02:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[If Rey hadn't met Gonta before, she would think Konoha was already big enough. She's hardly tall, but size had rarely ever mattered in her lives.

[She scoffs.]


Hey, that wasn't an insult! It's just... cute.

[Okay, that might not have been the most dignified word to use, either. But Rey has called someone cute before and she didn't mind, so! It's fine, right? Right.

[Anyway!]


Kind of want to bench press you now, to be honest. [Rey brings her hands out of her pockets to crack her knuckles into her palm. She stronk, and Konoha is smoll but also stronk. So tempting.]
circumitus: I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins (that shit musta been laced)

[personal profile] circumitus 2020-11-24 03:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[Welp! That sounded enough like a challenge that Rey wasn't about to change her mind now.]

That right?

[One minute Rey is flexing her fingers...

[The next, she's right behind Konoha when she braces her hands on either sides of the other woman's waist. Without warning or even giving her the chance to set down her basket of laundry, Konoha's very human feet are lifted up off the ground effortlessly as Rey holds her. It might not be a bench press, but it's a good warmup!

[This is someone who can lift a tank. A jinba woman in a human body ain't shit. Rey even finds herself barking a laugh.]


That's it? You can't be heavier than, what... forty kilos?

[No, Rey absolutely knows that Konoha is not 40kgs.]
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[personal profile] circumitus 2020-11-24 04:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[It's obvious that Rey is teasing, but Konoha's reaction is too fun. People aren't always used to being hoisted like they're a sack of flour, and Rey loves to flex, even though she'd never admit it.]

Really? Sounds fake.

[Although she could keep holding Konoha for much longer, Rey decides to set her down. Though she's mindful not stay alert in case Konoha loses balance again. She's fallen on her own face enough times due to her snake tail to know better.]

Could probably lift your jinba body, too. Though not like that.

[Of course, Rey was built to punch holes in thick layers of metal. There's a reason why she makes the perfect resident pack mule.]
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[personal profile] circumitus 2020-11-25 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh, it's definitely teasing... but Rey sees that Konoha has more than parsed that out for herself already.]

No worries. They say just because you can do something, doesn't mean you should. Deadlifting jinba women's probably one of them.

[She pauses, glancing down at the laundry basket as if noticing it for the first time. It doesn't help that Konoha looks very distracting in that kimono. Just as Rey is now very aware of Konoha's backside.

[Right. She came here to work, didn't she? Forgot about that for a hot minute.]


...

Told you your ass isn't gone.

[Priorities.]
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[personal profile] circumitus 2020-11-25 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
[And that's the part that has Rey confused:]

Well, you had to have known what you were signing up for when you drank that tea. [Pause.] Why did you buy the tea, anyway?

[Rey has seen what selection the shop had when she purchased her own Bird Box and Revivify capsules, and had visited it from time to time as well. So she's familiar with what the upsell on those items were. She can't deny the appeal of some of them, including being able to temporarily change your appearance.

[For the sake of the conversation, she's just. Going to at least try to not stare at Konoha's... assets for too long.

[Ha. Haha. Assets.]
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[personal profile] circumitus 2020-11-25 11:57 am (UTC)(link)
[Why.

[Rey sighs, pinching the bridge of her nose (and totally not noticing that Konoha is still touching her own rump. Nope, not at all). Though Rey's pretty sure she read that that there's supposed to be some level of desire when drinking that tea, she can at least parse that Konoha didn't consciously intend to be bipedal today.]


So you didn't actually want to ever have two legs, even for a day? At all?

[While Konoha seems comfortable in her jinba skin, Rey's curious if there was some kind of hidden purpose. There are a few changes she could think of that'd make for an... interesting evening with a drink of that nature. She just tends to avoid purchasing items of status changing effects here.]
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[personal profile] circumitus 2020-11-25 12:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[Interesting. Rey doesn't have the impression that Konoha actually wishes she wasn't a member of her own species, but she can relate to having a sense of curiosity about other experiences. Hell, she's still discovering new things almost every day.]

Doesn't have to be a permanent thing. It's just, you could've had a different hair color with that drink, but instead you got two legs.

[Her hand slips from between her eyes to slide down her mouth, eyeing Konoha for a moment.

[Fuck. Kimonos are really cute. Rey never thought of that before, mostly because she'd never seen them before coming here. Or most of the fashion tastes people have in this world. But it's definitely one reason she could imagine wanting to have a whole other appearance from the ones she's used to.]


Would be lying to say if I wasn't... curious about what it's like on other bodies. Well, ones that are different from my own.

[Rey's only ever been imprinted in synthetic constructs like the vessel she has now. Each of them are different in their own way, but none of them really compare to horse legs or a snake tail. Or the other crazy changes she's seen happen in this world.]

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