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[lumberlady]

[Good morning, Lunatia. The video starts with a view of hooves, a too close view of a face... and then finally... a centaur? Who keeps looking off screen while she talks and never seems to actually focus on the lens correctly.]

Hello? Can everyone see me? Connor, am I doing this right? Okay? ... Okay.

[She clears her throat and dips into a bow, the camera bobbing along with her.]

Hello! This is Konoha... some of you maybe think my name is Shizu, but- It's Konoha! I'm from Echigo province, in Japan, if you know it... and I'll be in your care.

If you don't know me, which, I figure is most of you, this city must be even bigger than the capital I'm the... well in my world we say jinba but I'm the "centaur". I haven't seen anyone else like me so I think I can say "the"...

Anyway... what I wanted to ask was... if anyone had an recommendations for... shops? I've never really shopped before, and I haven't seen any locals quite like me, so if you know somewhere that does... I don't know, tailoring? Or a restaurant with really big seats or tall tables? Anything like that!

I'd appreciate it, so... thank you very much!

[Another bow, another bob of the camera... and a blurry flash of android helping her turn the dang thing off. Thanks, Connor.]

Comments

[witchwithoutacause]

[ Thanks, Connor. ]

Trust me, I could come up with a list. Some of 'em pretty invasive. Fair warning. I'm just... super curious. You normally live around humans?

[lumberlady]

Well, if it's too private I'm just not going to answer, okay?

[That should be fine!]

Yeah, I do- My parents who raised me are human.

[witchwithoutacause]

Yeah, fair enough.

[ Because she could ask some dumb shit if she gets carried away. ]

So like, was this normal adoption or were you put in a basket on a river or what?

[lumberlady]

Ah, no, not like that... My parents were killed in the wars when I was really small, and my father found me.

[by... the corpse...]

[witchwithoutacause]

Oh.

[ Deflating her mood a bit. ]

...that's pretty rough, so I'm glad someone found you.

[lumberlady]

Yeah, me too. My parents are the best in the whole village.

[witchwithoutacause]

Ah gawd, that's cute.

[lumberlady]

It's true, though.

[witchwithoutacause]

Wish mine were that cool, ha.

[ They're not... the worst... at least. ]

So people were down with you living with them, right?

[lumberlady]

Your parents aren't very nice... ?

[That's not great...]

Um, most people. There are some people in the village who don't think that highly of jinba, but... It's fine.

[She learned young to stay positive and just ignore it as best she could.]

[witchwithoutacause]

Eeeeh.

[ Getting into it is eeeeeh. ]

That's how it is though. I've seen... a lot of stuff. So it's good you're upbeat.

[lumberlady]

I just think... There's no point dwelling on the things I can't change, right?

If someone's mind can be changed, I'll try my best, though.

[witchwithoutacause]

It's a good way to live life. Don't let assholes get to you, and put your best foot forward when it helps. I like it.

...best hoof forward?

[lumberlady]

Best hoof forward!

[witchwithoutacause]

All four of 'em seem pretty good though.

[ Wink? ]

[lumberlady]

If I had to choose, though, I'd pick this one.

[She moves the camera to sort of show her back right leg, which has a cute white sock!]

[witchwithoutacause]

Oh, is the little white bit just on that one?

[ Amanda doesn't even know horses that well. ]

[lumberlady]

I've got another sock on the other back one-

[Which she blurrily shows]

But it's shorter.

[witchwithoutacause]

Cute. Very cute.

[ That they're 'socks'. ]

Ahhh, jeez, you're really neat.

[lumberlady]

Ehe, I'm just normal to me... I'm sure you're neat, too!

[witchwithoutacause]

I've got a few tricks up my sleeve, anyways.

[ Of the magic variety. ]

[lumberlady]

"Magic" tricks?

[She's been using "magic" as a way to explain basically everything in these other worlds she doesn't understand, but she doesn't... actually know much about it...]

[witchwithoutacause]

I'm actually a witch, so very magic.

[ But the cool kind of witch. ]

[lumberlady]

Really? You definitely don't look like the witches from my world's stories.

They're all... old crones who live in mountain hovels and stuff.

[witchwithoutacause]

Well where do you think all the crones started off? You don't just suddenly age a hundred years when you do magic.