Konoha (
lumberlady) wrote in
prismatica2019-07-19 03:23 am
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[Good morning, Lunatia. The video starts with a view of hooves, a too close view of a face... and then finally... a centaur? Who keeps looking off screen while she talks and never seems to actually focus on the lens correctly.]
Hello? Can everyone see me? Connor, am I doing this right? Okay? ... Okay.
[She clears her throat and dips into a bow, the camera bobbing along with her.]
Hello! This is Konoha... some of you maybe think my name is Shizu, but- It's Konoha! I'm from Echigo province, in Japan, if you know it... and I'll be in your care.
If you don't know me, which, I figure is most of you, this city must be even bigger than the capital I'm the... well in my world we say jinba but I'm the "centaur". I haven't seen anyone else like me so I think I can say "the"...
Anyway... what I wanted to ask was... if anyone had an recommendations for... shops? I've never really shopped before, and I haven't seen any locals quite like me, so if you know somewhere that does... I don't know, tailoring? Or a restaurant with really big seats or tall tables? Anything like that!
I'd appreciate it, so... thank you very much!
[Another bow, another bob of the camera... and a blurry flash of android helping her turn the dang thing off. Thanks, Connor.]
Hello? Can everyone see me? Connor, am I doing this right? Okay? ... Okay.
[She clears her throat and dips into a bow, the camera bobbing along with her.]
Hello! This is Konoha... some of you maybe think my name is Shizu, but- It's Konoha! I'm from Echigo province, in Japan, if you know it... and I'll be in your care.
If you don't know me, which, I figure is most of you, this city must be even bigger than the capital I'm the... well in my world we say jinba but I'm the "centaur". I haven't seen anyone else like me so I think I can say "the"...
Anyway... what I wanted to ask was... if anyone had an recommendations for... shops? I've never really shopped before, and I haven't seen any locals quite like me, so if you know somewhere that does... I don't know, tailoring? Or a restaurant with really big seats or tall tables? Anything like that!
I'd appreciate it, so... thank you very much!
[Another bow, another bob of the camera... and a blurry flash of android helping her turn the dang thing off. Thanks, Connor.]

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Trust me, I could come up with a list. Some of 'em pretty invasive. Fair warning. I'm just... super curious. You normally live around humans?
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[That should be fine!]
Yeah, I do- My parents who raised me are human.
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[ Because she could ask some dumb shit if she gets carried away. ]
So like, was this normal adoption or were you put in a basket on a river or what?
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[by... the corpse...]
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[ Deflating her mood a bit. ]
...that's pretty rough, so I'm glad someone found you.
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[ They're not... the worst... at least. ]
So people were down with you living with them, right?
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[That's not great...]
Um, most people. There are some people in the village who don't think that highly of jinba, but... It's fine.
[She learned young to stay positive and just ignore it as best she could.]
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[ Getting into it is eeeeeh. ]
That's how it is though. I've seen... a lot of stuff. So it's good you're upbeat.
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If someone's mind can be changed, I'll try my best, though.
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...best hoof forward?
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[ Wink? ]
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[She moves the camera to sort of show her back right leg, which has a cute white sock!]
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[ Amanda doesn't even know horses that well. ]
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[Which she blurrily shows]
But it's shorter.
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[ That they're 'socks'. ]
Ahhh, jeez, you're really neat.
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[ Of the magic variety. ]
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[She's been using "magic" as a way to explain basically everything in these other worlds she doesn't understand, but she doesn't... actually know much about it...]
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[ But the cool kind of witch. ]
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They're all... old crones who live in mountain hovels and stuff.
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