text 🥂 RATE THAT ASS//NSFW!!!!!

[champagnetower]

Greetings, one and all! I'm feeling rather frisky tonight, and I'm sure many of you are as well. That being the case, how about we play a fine game of "Rate That Ass"?

If you've never played this game before, allow me to tell you the rules! It's rather simple. All it takes is posting a photo of an ass, and have others rate it!

That's all! Now, go forth and Rate That Ass!



[ooc: linking is fine too if that's what you prefer ✨ and to reiterate due to the content of ass images could get nsfw

If you don't know how to resize your images using code you can use this:

<img src="image url here" width="350px or any size">

Comments

[oomfies]

[ Attached is the same image, but this time with a pretty filter and some sparkles. ]

this is u. posing for it
Unless you got a haircut lately i doubt it's someone else dude

[antipatheia]

this is the photographic equivalent of libel
i know who took this picture

[oomfies]

obviouslyyy? it was some random guy on the street

[antipatheia]

green girl

[oomfies]

who lol

[antipatheia]

green girl
the one that thinks
she is a celebrity

[oomfies]

[ how many times do we have to teach you this LESSON old man!!!!!!!! ]

wowww it sounds like u met her? lucky! i heard she's super hard to catch irl lol
maybe u should go look up her INFORMATION and read more about her if ur so unsure

[antipatheia]

she plays hard to get
but if she were so important
i would imagine that her name would be easier to remember

[oomfies]

she gave u a fucking card u DICK just read it!!!!

[antipatheia]

how do you know
she gave me a card
?

[oomfies]

i don't
BUT WHAT I'M SAYING IS I KNOW THAT BECAUSE any business woman worth her salt has at least 10 on hand for special interactions at any given time and it's all legible and easy to read

[antipatheia]

right
of course
and somehow you say that she can be difficult to meet with
i suppose youre right about the difficult part
difficult to get along with
difficult to pin down
difficult all around

[oomfies]

oh my god stop that stop LYING
This is all common information anyone with a brain would know
Nothing about Lottie Person is difficult
she is hot and beautiful and out of your league so stop being SALTY

[antipatheia]

tell me where the lie is
or can you even manage that
i cannot argue that she has some rather impressive assets
even if i did give her a zero on the rating scale
i wonder if she cries when people
don't pet her the way that she likes

[oomfies]

pet her?? The way that she
Stop talking like that!! Not true!!! There's no crying!!

My god
How can you even start any comparisons to animals when you literally SNIFF people

[antipatheia]

stop talking like what
?

sniff people?

[oomfies]

you creep how do you NOT know that you sniffed me like a dog??

[antipatheia]

you ?
here i thought you were a stranger
as it turns out ive been talking to the green monster
this whole time ?
what a shock

[oomfies]

GOD

if i unblock you will you shut up

[antipatheia]

i would highly consider it

[oomfies]

"consider it"? What else do you want other than to clearly bother me??

[antipatheia]

youre fun
do i need a better reason ?
i might even consider giving you a higher rating

[oomfies]

[ Huh..... Interesting. Instead of an actual reply, suddenly Diego will find himself unblocked from Lottie's page! ]

[antipatheia]

five wasnt sufficient ?
youre just being greedy now

[oomfies]

and you're just lying!
If you want to reach me my PO box is on my website for all fan letters xoxo