[Voice] - About Moon Cycle Antics...

[envoyoftwilight]

[Midna does not make much use out of the network, but figures she has a question and doesn't want her face attached to it, in the event that anyone puts two and two together and realises she's actually asking for a little assistance. In the most subtle way she can muster, anyway.]

Hello, lovelies.
I've a question and your cycle—moon—whatever you wish to call it—is irrelevant.

How you do handle traits you acquire that could potentially be harmful to others, or to yourself? A good example of this might be if you grow horns and don't want to gore anyone who comes near you or sleeps next to you. Another example of this might be if you acquire serpent traits and possibly have some form of venomous accompaniment. Not that I know how that would work.

But you get the point, I'm sure. I'm not asking for any specific reason other than curiosity, so please, indulge me.

Comments

[wantsnudes]

Oh, no other reason. Except perhaps that you're trying to be considerate...?

[envoyoftwilight]

Considerate? You must have me confused for someone else.

[wantsnudes]

My apologies, then. It's just that you sound so much like a woman I know, and it would be nigh impossible to mistake her.

[envoyoftwilight]

Oh, really? I do so hate blending in with the crowd. Maybe I should find her and make sure there's only one of us. I won't tolerate any dopplegangers.

[wantsnudes]

Two of you, fighting to the death? That would be a sight.

[envoyoftwilight]

She wouldn't even show up. I'm terrifyingly beautiful.

[wantsnudes]

Undoubtedly.

Well, I hope you are able to find the answers you seek, stranger. It would be a shame if your curiosity were not satisfied.

[envoyoftwilight]

Are you saying that you only came here to speak with me? You didn't have any answers of your own?

[wantsnudes]

I'm afraid I'm little help, in regards to your question. My teeth become a little sharper during the moons, but I would not consider them a danger. I certainly have no intention of biting anyone.

[envoyoftwilight]

Not even if someone liked being bitten?

[She chortles softly.]

[wantsnudes]

[Audibly startled:]

There are people who like that...?

[envoyoftwilight]

People like all kinds of things. Sometimes it depends on the situation. It sounds to me like you've got some experimenting to do.

[wantsnudes]

Um, yes... It would seem so.

[envoyoftwilight]

Are you getting flustered? Don't tell me you haven't even thought about experimenting.

[...This has just gotten incredible.]

[wantsnudes]

I've always considered biting someone an act of violence, not of experimentation. So no, I haven't thought about it...

[envoyoftwilight]

Well, I mean. I suppose that could be violent if you were trying to hurt someone. But that's not the only thing teeth are good for.

[wantsnudes]

Perhaps you could explain it to me when next we meet? I'm not sure I follow.

[envoyoftwilight]

What? I've bitten you before. Have you forgotten?

[wantsnudes]

Yes, but that was--

Oh.

[he gets it now ////]

[envoyoftwilight]

[She laughs harder. But not at him. He's just so adorable.]

Yes. That's what I meant. Unless you feel you need another demonstration.

[wantsnudes]

Next time, perhaps.

[foolishjustice]

[There is a loud clearing of Akechi's throat at the start of the message.]

Is this conversation...really suitable for a public forum?

[envoyoftwilight]

[...She's still laughing. Can she even breathe at this point.

Midna is utterly shameless.]

I could make it worse if you wanted.

[Midna, no. Don't.]

[wantsnudes]

[oh snap it's the fun police]

Akechi! Don't listen to others' conversations.

[foolishjustice]

I'd assumed that if there was anything you wouldn't want overheard, you would have moved to private messages.

I wasn't actually planning to eavesdrop on an intimate conversation.