Text (shortly after the August Iris moon phase ends)

[gaveitaway]

Hello, fellow Moonblessed! This is the Principality Aziraphale and I have a few subjects I'd like to discuss with you, if you have the time to spare.

One is simply a request for good book recommendations, though I'm also curious if anyone has ever run into books here they were familiar with back home?

The other is particularly for those also blessed by the Iris moon... Have you had any trouble with shocking things? And people? My last phase resulted in my being quite affectionate but it's a bit of a hardship trying to cuddle when you keep accidentally shocking your partner.

[There is a possibility of Crowley threadjacking, forewarning.]

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[pubertytwice]

_{[ mittens...... ]}

[pubertytwice]

Glad to know you're both unscathed as you two conform to the demands that this place puts on us.

_{[ Five hasn't even considered that maybe they want to cuddle cause.. they.. like each other. Cause, you know, that's what people do when they like each other. A foreign concept. ]}

It's Number Five, by the way. Not Mittens.

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[barkonthetree]

I havent

youre probably just weird

[gaveitaway]

Funny, I haven't even thought of it as a demand, not between the pair of us...




Really more of a long awaited liberty, actually.

[This is the sappiest shit and he knows it. But, look, they had to put up a front as enemies for millennia. They don't anymore. This place is a Godsend. Maybe even literally.]

[fineprinted]

I work at the library myself, actually! Though unfortunately I can't find anything in the libraries that are also found back home... I'm from Earth, if that helps? I did see similar counterparts of fairytales and the like here, but I'm not about to accuse this planet of plagiarism or something like that.

As for your other question, I think it depends on the blessing you're given as an Iris? My hair just transformed into a jellyfish just recently too, though I haven't shocked anyone with my tentacles yet. I hope your partner would understand that it's all an accident, though.

[whateternityis]

What he said.

Also how is being a number better than Mittens?

[whateternityis]

He's more worried about this than I am. Prefer it didn't happen, but it's a minor inconvenience.

[If a few days of what's essentially constant static electricity are the price of having Heaven and Hell off their cases... well. Small blessed price, and He'll gladly pay it.]

[tekhartha]

[And a charming voice it is, even if it leaves Zenyatta momentarily stunned at the theological implications of its explanation. An angel of Heaven. Well, that is something, isn't it?]

I see! How fascinating! Then there is in fact a Judeo-Christian God in your world?

[fineprinted]

Well, hopefully this won't happen again. I think that trait is exclusive for Irises, so at least everyone who also falls under that moon would be less... *shocked* about it.

[ the pun just writes itself, okay. ]

[gaveitaway]

I'm sure we'll find a way around it somehow. The rubber thing sounded like a novel idea to me.

Ah, that's what that is. I know I've seen the term somewhere before, "emoji." It is one of humanity's own, isn't it? It's such a cute idea but I suppose I could also see it becoming a bit of an annoyance.

[He says that but honestly he's still interested in learning how to make them.]

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[wantsnudes]

Hello. Principalities are a kind of angel, correct? Or is it merely a title, where you're from? [Ren had a Persona called Principality, which is primarily what Yusuke has in mind.]

I have some books on Lunatian art history and astronomy. You're welcome to borrow them, if those subjects interest you.

[whateternityis]

Quite.

[whateternityis]

You just want to carry a rubber duck around the apartment.

What they are is a mistake. Only humanity could let the idea of making faces out of text characters spiral out of control this badly.

[whateternityis]

He's the real deal.

[wantsnudes]

I see...

[It's hard to be surprised by anything in this place, and Yusuke was already pretty unflappable, but still. An angel!]

And who are you?

[codecmoment]

But it's cute. (・`ω´・) I'm a grown man and I can use cute things if I want. ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ You're just mad you don't know how to do it.

[codecmoment]

The particular name for it is "kaomoji"! I have a little app on my keyboard that lets me pick them out, but some people actually type them out, or copy-paste. (づ ◕‿◕ )づ

[pubertytwice]

Not Mittens.
_{[ He's very serious about this. God, he would never hear the end of it if Klaus found out. ]}

[pubertytwice]

Oh.
Well.
That's fine, I guess.

_{[ good to know you're allowed???? ]}

I think I would rather have the whole electric-shock problem instead of the smell-blood-and-struggle-to-resist-to-kill problem.
_{[ Not like Five minds isolating himself away during the Sanguis cycle; it's a matter of being out of control of his own body that he hates. ]}

[ritterstand]

It's interesting - none of the titles seem familiar but the types of stories are the same. The intrepid hero. The ill-fated lovers. That sort of thing.

[whateternityis]

Pick your own name, then. Or at least explain who thought 'Five' was an acceptable thing to call a child.

[Crowley will absolutely respect a chosen name, but if it's a number he at least wants to know how that happened. ...'Mittens' might stick as a nickname, though.]

[pubertytwice]

Ask Reginald that.
He’s in hell right now.

Or some place in the afterlife where you can probably talk to him.

[whateternityis]

You are, and you can. The idea that you couldn't is part of humanity's stupidest invention to date.

[He's also genuinely not mad about anything, just worried Aziraphale won't leave the emoji rabbit hole ever again (only a little, he loves the written word too much, but).]

[whateternityis]

All I'm hearing is more reasons you should reject his numbering of you and substitute a name of your own choosing.

[dereban]

Yep.

Kind of makes you wonder why it's all different in the first place, a little.