Troupe Master Grimm (
hagrides) wrote in
prismatica2019-09-01 11:22 pm
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Hello, fellow Moonblessed. If you'll oblige me with some of your time, I have a few questions about humans. That species is nonexistent where I hail from, so please forgive my curiosity, and I apologize in advance if any of these are rude.
1. Humans have no shells or carapace, and their clothing seems more decorative than protective. Am I correct in assuming that they use magic to defend themselves?
2. Do humans go through metamorphosis? I don't believe I have seen a human larva or grub here, though I admit I do not know how I would distinguish human young from an adult other than size.
3. Most humans that I have seen have hair primarily on their heads, rather than their whole body like, for example, a spider. Does that not make regulating their temperature more complicated?
That will be all for now. Once again, I thank you for your assistance.
[...Grimm is doing his best.]
1. Humans have no shells or carapace, and their clothing seems more decorative than protective. Am I correct in assuming that they use magic to defend themselves?
2. Do humans go through metamorphosis? I don't believe I have seen a human larva or grub here, though I admit I do not know how I would distinguish human young from an adult other than size.
3. Most humans that I have seen have hair primarily on their heads, rather than their whole body like, for example, a spider. Does that not make regulating their temperature more complicated?
That will be all for now. Once again, I thank you for your assistance.
[...Grimm is doing his best.]

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[His text isn't even in color.]
Is that what you are?
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but half what you just said sounded like shit they say
long shot but it doesnt hurt none to check
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[It doesn't seem right to say 'merely' when you're a vessel of a god, but still.]
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being a moths cool im down for a bug safespace
alternians are bugs i just cant remember what one
which might be shitty friend material on my end but i never figured there were more than one
i got two questions if youre down to humor them
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Fire away.
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1 not really a question but please tell me that if your species has wings that you still have best friends who got your back when youre going in on the ladies or dudes i dont care
and theyre called wing men
i dont actually care what they do but that shit would be hilarious in the best fucking way to hear
2 how hot button are streetlamps and open curtains with kitchen lights?
honest question it doesnt bother my other bug friend where he wants to go smack into them but im thinking hes lying
i asked him
i got a loud response for about fourty five minutes that sounded like a lot of words but never really got an answer
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[Or they did, when there were many more moths that actually got along, but close enough.]
2. I am not the best source on this, since flame is my domain, but it has never bothered another of my kind to have the lamps put on.
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i got an actual answer to questions
i know hes probably reading this entire thing so its probs good for him to see actual answers where theres literal answers that didnt just make me zone out
[[Then again, dealing with Dave, who could blame the poor guy.]]
ok when you say flame is your domain
first off i get it
second off it sounds cool but actually pretty damn hot in a firey reign way
third on instead of me going on about it and building up shit in my head about what it could mean
whats that exactly?
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[and yet this explanation would make way more sense than anyone trying to explain god tiers]
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oh
sure
thats pretty plainly spoken
i cant see why thats hard to read or why its not as casual as fuck
gold star on the plainly
generalized question though
the vessel versus a vessel seems like a distinction im mulling around with my one active brain cell not trying to overthink before asking
how many gods are there if theres affinities in your guys world?
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Gods of my home... difficult to say. I have little interest in dealing with most of them, and many do not stray far from their kingdoms. To my count, there are six in Hallownest including the Nightmare King. And including the Void, which is questionably sentient, as gods go.
Fire and wood. Light and darkness. Water, when there was water here, and the long-dead Wyrm, the god who made the kingdom.
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imagine being brain bunk buddies with an omnipotent entity or two
im glad all i got up in my head is myself thats enough for me
ok they all have cool names so i wish i could pretend maybe you didnt just tell me there was a sentient void
damn man you guys have one fuck of a hand to play
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The other gods are all extremely tiresome and I want as little to do with the rest as possible.
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oh man
fuckin mood some times
people can be a pain in the ass and you just need a damn break
sucks that even up to the god level where its literal old world sounding gods that you cant get away from jerry at the water cooler
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Old and ancient gods are exactly as prone to petty disputes and grudges as mortals are, with unrelated mortals frequently ending up as collateral damage.
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hurt me
cram the synapses and turn the cogs im here to listen
fuck that is just perfect i never ever thought about that
i wonder if cthulhu is chillin out rubbin his squid beard like damn i got to do something about this cult shit its taking up too much of my valuable d&d time
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More or less, but picture an angry goddess of light saying, "You took my toys away from me and now I will bring a plague down on them just to spite you, specifically." Only she would most likely be speaking in capslock.
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all of that sounds rough as hell
you guys arent forced to do this shit right?
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Unless you mean 'are gods forced to be tyrants', in which case no, they just usually end up that way.
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so you dont got no choice in the matter
that is actually fucked up
what happens if you say no?
gods sound like they at least got a chance to not be a douchebag
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[What is fucked up about that? Dave isn't the first to consider it a chain, but Grimm doesn't - cannot - see it that way.]
For vessels of the void, there is no choice. Their creator had no desire to give them one.
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congratulations on the baby
but real talk here
from someone who didnt have a choice either to someone who seems reasonable
have you sat down with him or her and asked him or her if he or she wants to take your mantle up? theyre totally cool with it?
[[The answer is probably nothing. Dave just has a penchant boner about free will after being kidnapped. Among a few other things, Grimm's still alright in his books.]]
thats a dick move
i mean i guess if this void god thing dies i see the reasoning
no one wants to die
but dick move
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[And besides... he will have few opportunities to speak with his child in the future.]
Their creator was not the void. Wyrm had good intentions - if not good for the vessels - but it was still, as you say, a dick move.
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not that you need my permission
long as everyones chill with it at least its better than what happened to us here
so is your kid here too?
back home
we got like a thing people say about good intentions
plus shit always seems to go down when someone tries to do somethin good and then gets ass blasted about it
but new name which is the wyrm? back where im from its like a dragony sea serpent
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Wyrm, also known as the Pale King. He once had a form similar to what you describe, but molted to take on a size and shape more similar to the bugs of Hallownest.
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