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[sarcaskick]

soooo new arrival here, gonna get right to the point
any ladies out there who don't really care about the cuddling or the handholding and just want to get to the good stuff?
the nitty gritty
knocking boots (i have pretty nice boots ngl)
hmu if you're down


also does beating the shit out of someone count for making chroma
just asking
lmk





p.s. hey beacon kids how ya doin ;)

Comments

[decisiveconquest]

I haven't been here for long. Surely there is a learning curb?

Are you always this charming?

[sarcaskick]

there is, and you're behind. catch up.

what can i say? i've got a silver tongue.

[decisiveconquest]

Who gave you any authority?

I didn't know silver could rot.

[sarcaskick]

i did. why would i trust anyone else's?

everything rots eventually.

[decisiveconquest]

Fair point. If I listened to all the naysayers, I wouldn't have accomplished anything.

I am aware.

[sarcaskick]

oh yeah? what'd you accomplish? i don't even know if i care, but i'm a little curious.

[decisiveconquest]

I conquered cities and claimed the Iron Throne.

That meant I was queen of seven kingdoms.

[sarcaskick]

so let me get this straight

you conquered cities. that means you must have killed like, a TON of people, or at least ordered other people to do it for you

and you're acting like I'M messed up for wanting to get laid with no strings attached?

[decisiveconquest]

Again you are presumptuous. (Though she did kill thousands in King's Landing. Whoops.) I took them as peacefully as I could and I freed the slaves within.

[sarcaskick]

"as peacefully as i could"

is not actually the same as

"peacefully"

don't try to bullshit a bullshitter

[ ... he is being totally presumptuous, to be fair, but he also doesn't really have any respect for leaders. Not even Queens. Sorry. ]

[decisiveconquest]

Can you imagine anyone relinquishing their control of a city without violence?

I can tell you the life I gave the civilians after the nobles were quieted was much better.

[sarcaskick]

oh let me clear - i'm not saying "don't kill people when you have to"

like, at all

been there done that

just that it's weird to do that but then decide that being loose in bed is bad

[decisiveconquest]

There is a difference in conquering your foes and knowing your worth and throwing said worth away to appease some carnal lust.

[sarcaskick]

what does sleeping around have to do with someone's worth? sounds like you're just kind of a prude, really.

[decisiveconquest]

Rather a prude than a diseased harlot. And I am a queen.

[sarcaskick]

what's a queen without a kingdom? you're no better than anyone else here

even me

the man whore himself

[decisiveconquest]

I can begin anew. I'm not alone.

[sarcaskick]

go for it. doesn't change a thing. you're still made of bones that can break and blood that can be spilled.

everyone dies.

you're not special.

[decisiveconquest]

I am a Dragon and I have learned. This is just another city.

[sarcaskick]

oh TELL me that's a threat

give me the excuse

[decisiveconquest]

Why would I lower myself to threaten you?

[sarcaskick]

oh it is going to be SO MUCH FUN when i knock you down from way up in the clouds where your head is

it's a looooooooooooong way down, Your Majesty.

[decisiveconquest]

Try it and my Dragon will set you on fire.

[sarcaskick]

wouldn't be the first to try that method

didn't really work out well for them

[decisiveconquest]

Have you ever visited Westeros? Dragonflame can burn through steel and stone.