001 | ( VIDEO. ) | APRIL 9th

[herocomplex]

<sub>[ It's a little unlike him to put off making an appearance, vaporwave furry alien world or not, but finally, America makes his introduction on the network with a couple of very urgent and important questions. Nevermind the fact he's already sprouted a pair of fox ears. He looks a little something like this.

Nevertheless, he acts as if nothing is amiss: ]</sub>

HEYA GUYS!! Alfred here!! Dude, I know this shit is totes whack and all, but I've got to ask you all a few things really quick, okay!? LISTEN UP!!

1. Have any of you been probed in the ass yet?
2. Where the fuck is the Denny's?

Hit me up, okay! These things are important!! Hahaha, okay, seeya--!!

_{[ With that, he's gone as quick as he appeared. ]}

Comments

[ciao]

see? are't we lucky to b living ina modern era??
its a lot more relaxing than it used to be

i think that happens because we're so different too
but they're good differences

thank you that means a lot
i don't think ive ever had someone actually say that since like
prussia and germany
so it really means a lot
i will try my best to offer you mysupport too

[erranthero]

If you mean abdominals? Yes.
I do have that.

And good luck.
Tell me if you find one.
I haven't had earth food before.

[trenchdoting]

What's with the weird voice, pal?! [It doesn't sound familiar at all, clealry!] Hey, I know plenty of things about good and affordable places to eat. Denny's just doesn't sand out to me!

[herocomplex]

no problemo, buddy!!
like i know ur useless most of the time but also like
u make a shit ton of good food
and i like ur art sometimes

so yeah i think our bosses just never really gave us
a chance to get super close

time to change that!! ;)

[herocomplex]

dude
dudette
pics or it didn’t happen

and ya no worries im gonna work on it!!
ill open up my own one here 😘
u can eat all the awesome earth food u want!

[erranthero]

Sure. I can do that.

1/2

[herocomplex]

_{[ Shit, what. She might even have him beat. ]}

[herocomplex]

so yeah
u and i should totally hang out sometime
just saying!!!!!

_{[ Tactless, but also... buff girls are so hot. ]}

[herocomplex]

Nothing, pal. I don't know what you're talking about!!
What-- have you got a grievance against America's family diner?

that icon is so cute it almost made me less mad about my reply

[schwarzen]

Well, I definitely think that if you're going to invest a lot of time and energy into any job, it should be something you're passionate about. And clearly you're passionate about this Denny's restaurant.

Hm. Sure, I don't see why not. I could assist with odd tasks here and there, so long as you give me direction. I have a little bit of experience working in a cafe now, so hopefully I can be helpful.

[ this is how easily he's roped in when someone asks for help.. stares at hands. ]

Really? The crown doesn't go to Denny's?

he can be cute which is AWFUL causehe's gross otherwise

[herocomplex]

don't worry dudebro!!!
im GREAT at ordering people around!!!!! it's what i do best u know i do it a lot for my job back home!!!

tho ig i'll have to start making money for this huh
don't we have to like
hug a whole lot to get good money here???
hahaha sooo weird

everyone should go to denny's it's the best ok im gonna make bank profit

what if we made it a moonlacing denny's like

mc-moonlace-denny's
great place to eat and cuddle upstairs

[erranthero]

[He asked, and she doesn't have a lot of shame.]

Yeah?
I'm not against the idea.

But isn't it polite to send back a picture?

[trenchdoting]

I'm not knocking it, pal! I just don't think we need it in this galaxy! That's all!

[herocomplex]

oh
uhhhhhhhhhh

a picture?? of me???? u want one??

[schwarzen]

Just tell me what you'd like me to do, then.

That's right, you will need some starter capital. I don't mind
helping out money-wise, either. Maybe you can convince a few friends to help out with an investment, too.

You're right again, the most efficient way to make Chroma is through physical contact. It's unfortunate, but you shouldn't do anything you're uncomfortable with. Your restaurant could be a longterm goal, as much as we'd like to think we won't be here for long.

MC-moonlace-denny's sounds... ambitious.

[herocomplex]

LMAO GREAT!!!
u can start by getting ur ass over here and giving me a hug!!!

so yeah i have a BUNCH of friends??? butt the only one who made it here is tony
im sure he won’t mind helping he’s my bff

SOUNDS AMBITIOUS JUST LIKE ME!! IM DOINNG IT!!
dude I’m so cool I thought of this

[schwarzen]

... Really? I don't mind, it's just a bit sudden.

Ah, I'm sorry to hear that. I hope you're reunited with your friends soon.

[erranthero]

Heck yeah, hit me.

[ciao]

thank you for your
full honesty

i'll do my best to not let you down

[herocomplex]

well yeah butt getting abducted and ending up on an alien planet is also pretty sudden!!
nah man im good.. besides ill get to see u, my new friend!! 😘

[herocomplex]

it’s chill
if u fuck up just make me some food and it’ll be ok

[freshtilapia]

A picture could help, really.

As for that question about probing butts... I don't kiss and tell, darling.

[nodus]

Sure? I don't mind. I think we live near each other anyway, don't we?

Just tell me when you're free. 👌

[schwarzen]

That's true. Very well. Where should I find you?

[amant]

[ He's found that feeding America -- for how much he complains and jokes about the snails -- is the easiest way to get him into a more agreeable state. It is probably one of his more noteworthy observations regarding the younger blond. His manners are still regrettable, but there's no changing that now. France gives him a look of mild reprimand but doesn't voice it. The name he mentioned was oddly enough one he'd heard since coming here.

Although he'd been flirting with Klaus -- which France also chooses not to speak of. ]

Well, I'm glad that someone informed you. I'm sure that it was quite alarming even if the ears are quite charming in their own way...

[ Even now his fingers itch to stroke them. If he was being honest it didn't just stop at the ears. He busies himself with cutting into his own crepes, stubbornly eating them. He then mourns that he barely notices the taste because he's too focused on how disarmingly cute he finds the younger nation beside him. Was a couch cushion really enough space. Swallowing, he rolled his shoulders and tried to glance at ANYTHING else.

God, he needed to redecorate...]

How are they? Did you want anything else?