text; un: CFHS

[nonehorse]

Lots of people seem a touch down lately. So, everyone! I have a simple game that might cheer us all up, or at least make Iris cycle go by faster for me while I read everyone's replies!

You have to post your type! Physical preferences, personality traits you really like, your dream partner! Go on and list it, and people can say if they know someone like that, perhaps tease you for your preferences, that sort of thing. You can post anonymously here too, if you're shy! Just have fun!

Also, here is a funny picture I found. Enjoy!

Comments

[killful]

I'm confused. Do you want a best friend or a mom?

[nipzips]

[ why is everyone bullying him about that last bit

he just wants a bro who is also a wife ]

not a mom! that's weird, man!!

[killful]

that's what you said, dude.

[their first interaction could have literally been anything else but josuke will just have to deal with this]

what's so great about that anyway? being babied

[nipzips]

[ a great way to kick off cr ]

what

don't you like it when people ... [ dote. ] care about you and stuff...

1/2

[killful]

yeah! That's the good stuff.

[killful]

But aren't guys who can cook more attractive?
Who the hell do you think you are?
Go back to your mama lol

1/2

[nipzips]

i'd love to

[ Yes, he typed that message, sent it, then deleted it. All that remains is [Message deleted by user]. He would LOVE to go back to his mama because he misses his mama but it's not manly to say it!!! ]

[nipzips]

[ Now there's a good 30 seconds of Josuke typing and deleting as he tries to think of a comeback. The texting system indicates that ' pArtyLiKeItS1999 is typing ...' ]

it's none of your business asshole

[ ... That's all he could come up with. ]

[killful]

[rogueofdarkness108 is typing...]

oi oi
is that all you got?
damn
Now I really feel sorry for you...
I'm no better that those guys who take candies from babies.
Has that even actually ever happened?damn...

[nipzips]

i can't think under pressure!! [ he's just bad at comebacks and kewl lines. he's a lame boy. ]

has what happened ...

[killful]

people taking candies from babies. has that happened before?
have you seen it happen?
i'm such a cool guy, i'd never let it happen, but that's not important
the problem here is you're not cool enough!
you're literally one of the nerdiest people i know

[ That's not true. He doesn't keep lists, because he's not a nerd. ]

[nipzips]

i think it'd be kinda gross to eat a lollipop that a baby slobbered all over

[ yan qing you are talkative. ]

what?? i'm definitely kewl!! how am i a nerd? [ how can he be more kewl, he is taking tips ]

[killful]

[ kewl... ]

LOL
ok mr. pompadour!
tell me why you're kewl

[nipzips]

... well

listing it out just makes me less cool, doesn't it!!!

[ he shouldn't have said he was 'kewl'. that also makes him less kewl. ]

[killful]

LOL
sure
well
honestly I don't care if you're cool or not...
right now
I just wanna see if you can Get It

[nipzips]

get like ... dates ?

well, it's alright if nothing happens. i'm not dying to find someone or anything ... i was just bored when i replied.

[ he's popular with the grills back home but he's not going to start bragging about it because that makes him Uncool. ]

[killful]

[ That would be very uncool. Fortunately, Yan Qing can be uncool and brag for the two of them. ]

same
you wanna hang out or something?
I just came up with a cool move and I wanna try it out

[nipzips]

a cool move to, uh, pick up chicks ...? are we still talking about this?

[killful]

What?
No.
Forget about that.
I meant a cool move to kick ass with
You in?

[nipzips]

oh ... [ he's never gone girl-hunting with another guy before and kind of wanted to try it but fine!! ]

hold on, are you asking me to come out so you can kick my ass?

[killful]

[ girl-hunting... what's that... you mean some guys have to look for girls? (kill him.) ]

My guy, if you're just gonna assume you'll get your ass kicked, then I already know exactly how uncool you are 😊

[nipzips]

[ wow...

josuke actually has no problem getting attention from grills at home but he somehow wants to go hunting for chickz with another guy because male ... bonding ??? ]

well, i'm not hitting you for no reason, dude. [ he's a PACIFIST. ]

[killful]

tch

[ yeah... he typed it out ]

yeah well
your mom is fat and your dad never loved you
and you're free so I'm gonna look for you right now!

1/2

[nipzips]

[ wow ....... the maturity. ]

MY MOM IS NOT FAT!! you take that back

[ his mom is a supermodel, thanks!!! ]

[nipzips]

and, uh. fine, i guess ...

[ yq you must be so bored. ]

i'm at prismaplace