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[nonehorse]

Lots of people seem a touch down lately. So, everyone! I have a simple game that might cheer us all up, or at least make Iris cycle go by faster for me while I read everyone's replies!

You have to post your type! Physical preferences, personality traits you really like, your dream partner! Go on and list it, and people can say if they know someone like that, perhaps tease you for your preferences, that sort of thing. You can post anonymously here too, if you're shy! Just have fun!

Also, here is a funny picture I found. Enjoy!

Comments

[nipzips]

i'm a 'pure love' kinda guy. if it happens, it happens, y'know? i'm not actively trying to look for anyone right now ... but i guess i'll bite.

i think it'd be great to have someone who's like a best friend. who'll game with me and hang out with me a lot. someone who's like a partner in crime almost? maybe someone with a sense of humour too

bonus if they can cook and take care of me and stuff!

[teaserving]

so it's a bonus if you're babied

[nipzips]

[ he wants a wife IS THAT WRONG

WOW!!! ]

what?? what's wrong with wanting who'll ... care for me

[teaserving]

love should be a partnership not someone babysitting your weak ass
take care of yourself brat

god my typo up there

[nipzips]

i mean, i'd take care of them too!! it'd be MUTUAL

[killful]

I'm confused. Do you want a best friend or a mom?

[nipzips]

[ why is everyone bullying him about that last bit

he just wants a bro who is also a wife ]

not a mom! that's weird, man!!

[killful]

that's what you said, dude.

[their first interaction could have literally been anything else but josuke will just have to deal with this]

what's so great about that anyway? being babied

[nipzips]

[ a great way to kick off cr ]

what

don't you like it when people ... [ dote. ] care about you and stuff...

[desadist]

make sure you don't ruin their clothing

or shoes.

[nipzips]

[ JUNKO!!!! ]

hUH??

that was -- that was an accident [ and he was hoping she'd forget about it, maybe. ]

[desadist]

riiiiiight.

just like your daddy's condom broke by accident.

[ you're welcome??? ]

[nipzips]

why the hell are you bringing my dad into this?!

real mature

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[wearingguess]

That sounds just like my dear friend Sphintus! We used to hang out every day, and broke the rules quite a few times (although he complained about it). Also, he is an amazing cook, and since he specializes in healing magic, he is generally very capable at taking care of people. Do you like snakes?

[nipzips]

he sounds like a great guy. [ his name is weird and kind of funny but josuke won't be ... rude about it. ]

but, uh ... snakes? [ he's scared of snakes. ]

[wearingguess]

Yes. Sphintus is always together with his beloved pet cobra, Kukulcan, so it is impossible to date him if you dislike snakes.

[nipzips]

oh ... well. i actually find snakes kind of scary

i mean, i'm better with turtles now but snakes can actually bite you and stuff

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[doreimi]

[Revenge is a dish best served after fifteen years of chilling in a ghost alley.]

...Isn't that just Okuyasu? You just described Okuyasu.

[nipzips]

[ ah so this is probably how reimi felt when he texted her about rohan just now. ]

????

wHAT??? NO WAY

[ He's reading back his post now, and he can see why Reimi thinks so, but this is too much for his brain to handle. ]

shit, it's just a coincidence

[doreimi]

So you want someone exactly like Okuyasu but who isn't?

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[penpoint]

You're 100% right.

[doreimi]

See! It sounds exactly like him!

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[menphina]

That's really sweet. Too bad I can't cook anything anyone would actually like eating, but you sound like someone anyone would be happy to have as a partner.

[nipzips]

oh. thanks ... [ thanks for not dunking on him like everyone else is, too. ]

it's alright. i didn't write that stuff to get a free meal or anything, and i don't really care if i don't get bites. i'd rather make more friends anyway.

aren't you that cat lady from before?

[menphina]

I'm a miqo'te, not a cat!
Big difference!
But... You're awesome hair lad🌸

Thanks for helping me out back then. I kicked plenty of arse after that, too!
As for more friends...
I've gone this long with just my friends and it's nice
Though a lot of my friends are in relationships now here which is even nicer!
Maybe you'll find someone too! Don't give up!
Never caught your name?