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[schmisse]

[ What does one do after the Cordis cycle, after a tiring few days? Stay in bed and... post because she has nothing better to do. She will be judging everyone. ]


Out of curiosity, how many of you are looking for moonlacing partners? I mean, you could probably just ask a friend or something, but for the more available, what do you have to offer that makes you stand out from the others who are looking for partners?

Show a picture of yourself and what you're looking for. I'll provide a sample.

NAME Reyvenne AGE 53 LOOKING FOR I need a lot of money. A LOT. I'm a bandit but I don't want to live a life of crime here so I'm going to need to moonlace with at least 30 people a month. OFFERING What. You don't think I'm hot?

((Feel free to advertise your chars or someone else!! Here's the code:
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Comments

[menphina]

Something like that, though I've never heard of sin'dorei or Blood elves!!

Halone's one of the Twelve- I suppose they're Gods. They're worshiped by some in Eorzea. Most of Ishgard are big on Halone, the Fury! And her smiting spear of justice.

You doing any better since those vines?

[hymnals]

Interesting. I'd be glad to learn more about it, but ... there are no gods in the Light. It is a force that surrounds us, the positive energy that underpins the universe.

Oh, that. I'm fine. You seem chipper, too.

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[pidgeypidge]

What's so good about king pudding?

[No, really, she's genuinely curious.]

[offshoots]

[until they die, pussy.]

You're saying you're not a cat but that you'll climb a tree? I don't want to call the fire department after you to get you down. Don't climb trees.

[he may show up like this.]

Why the hell are you making ads about me? It's not just nanpa, it's nanpa_hunter. And I don't want to explain my handle to you. It'll take forever.

[menphina]

[ Checking the user name... ]

Where'd you get the rainbow kitten?!

[menphina]

I'm always chipper. Bright and happy! That's the best way to be, after all! Never did catch your name and now I know it's too long! I'm going to call you Addy. Nice to meet you, Addy! I'm Megumi! Matriarch of the Utakata tribe! You're pretty!

[hymnals]

Optimism is a good aspiration.

[He can't always get there, but he tries.]

You can call me whatever you want. Names only have the power others give them, after all.

But leading an entire tribe is impressive, no matter how you say it.

As for my looks, I'd say I'm about average.

[everyone in silvermoon looks like this.]

[offshoots]

Wow. You've got a low threshold, don't you? Alright, I'll leave you be. I'll refrain from hand brushing too, Mr. Important Priest. I'd hate to annoy you even more.

[peacewithouttyranny]

You'd have to pay. a minute of petting is a minute of holding my hand.

[hymnals]

[super low tbh]

Hey, don't act like I started it.

[peacewithouttyranny]

[havefaith. It's the buckethead guy.]

From the animal shelter. I believe she's a rare breed.

Apparently her fur glitters in the light, too.

[killful]

Haha that again?

Yeah, it's me! Mr. Nice Hair! Just call me Yan Qing.

This Percival is a friend of yours? Having trouble looking for a date or something?

[offshoots]

[childish, too. his favorite quality of those in noble seats.]

You sure that's the right age? What kinda 400-year old High Priest uses an argument like 'you started it'?

[killful]

I like your art! I don't want to go out with him, but is this the part where I swipe right?

[hymnals]

Listen. You clearly have some kind of problem with whatever you think of as a 'priest', but that's not who I am and it doesn't have anything to do with me.

My name is Adrasteius, by the way.

[it's right there in the little box!!!]

[4leafring]

It's the best!

It's cheap, and it tastes good. The mascot's cool, too! You can get a bunch of stuff with it's face on it. They sell it at the convenience store at home.

Have you seen it around?

[ Nothing too exceptional aside from his love for it. The guy really could just live on that for the rest of his life. ]

[menphina]

It does its work and that's what is important!

are you kidding though! you're beautiful! your hair's so lovely I want to braid it and put flowers in it

hey that might give you a lot of Chroma?!!

[hymnals]

Oh

Sure, that

that would be fine.

[loewenbien]

Wait, you're a sovereign?! Then you can be Percy's ally! He's going to be a king one day too! What place are you sovereign of?!

[loewenbien]

Yan Qing! That's a pretty name!!

And Percival's my... boyfriend?? Well I guess that's one way of saying it!

We're knights! He just wants to be a ruler of his own land some day so I'm helping him find vassals!!

[offshoots]

[HE'S CONSCIOUSLY DECIDING NOT TO USE IT, YES. it's something he does.]

You're reaching a bit there.

[I mean. Father Kotomine wasn't awesome?]

I told you that it doesn't bother me whether you're a priest or no. You're getting all tied up in knots over nothing. That's the only problem going on.

[menphina]

[ good thing they're living that long apparently, dickbutt. ]

Why do I have to be a cat to climb a tree?? I can climb down just fine, thanks!!

It's not like you've got anything else to do, so explain it!!

[hymnals]

[PAL]

I'm almost one hundred percent sure that's not true, but I can't force it out of you.

[like, technically he could, but.]

Keep your prejudices, then.

[menphina]

Hey, you never know if he might be to your taste!

And it's a shite drawing but my device with all his pictures is out of battery.

We need to get more pictures of him but he keeps hiding in the groves!!

[offshoots]

[HOW DARE YOU USE THE D WORD.

he's weirdly offended by her saying he doesn't have anything else to do HE HAS... CLASS... ???]

The one that has nothing better to do is you!