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[ritterstand]

[ There's a cheery Lancelot on the network, dressed in an apron and toting a menu. The background is a rather serene looking cafe, and in the background is someone working studiously in the background serving customers. He smiles as he addresses the camera. ]

Good day to you, Prismatica. Have you considered that the coffee you're drinking is just water and bitter bits rather than an experience that takes you away from the real world for a moment?

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That's what we're offering you here at Cafe Azure. I'm the assistant manager, Lancelot and with our owner and barista Sandalphon - we're offering coffee as an experience. Coffee as a moment in time rather than just something you drink to keep you going through the drudgery of life.

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Ah, yeah... the names were from a friend. He has a penchant for these kinds of overdramatic things. But the drinks are next to none, so please consider coming to Cafe Azure! We look forward to seeing you there!

Comments

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[killful]

Hahahahahaha! Nice menu! I didn't know angels liked coffee... Did that guy at the back come up with the names, too?

[ritterstand]

Yes... we have some coffee from our world. Because time is immaterial to those sorts of beings, cultivating plants seems to be a soothing hobby.

[ A pause. ]

No. He did not.

[killful]

Cool! Makes me think of a lot of immortals who could use a hobby...

[If Consort Yu started cultivating coffee, would she be less lazy and angry? Probably not.]

You're not an angel too, are you? Well, you're pretty good-looking, so I wouldn't be surprised! [Not as good-looking as himself, though. (His opinion)]

[ritterstand]

No, I am not an angel... thankfully. They seem to have it tough, at least in our world.

[ thanks for the compliment?? ]

[killful]

It is tough being winged and handsome...

[shut up yq]

I'm guessing you're a knight, then. You don't act like one, though.

[ritterstand]

I certainly am one. It would be amiss of me if I were not skilled in other fields besides the battlefield.

[ he doesn't go after married women, point ]

[killful]

Oh, like chivalry and stuff? If you've got a knight and an angel there, I bet that cafe is full of women everyday! Maybe I should go there, too...

[ritterstand]

Please come and visit for our coffee!

[ They’re not that kind of cafe??? ]

[killful]

[HE CACKLES.]

Relax, relax! I'm not that kinda guy. Alright, Sir Lancelot, what would you recommend on the menu? I'm kinda hoping to bring someone along...

[ritterstand]

If you're looking for something that goes down easy, our Flat White and Caffe Mocha are very popular.

[killful]

Don't you mean, uh... Decadence Unchained?

[ritterstand]

Decadence Unchained, yes.

[ pause ]

We'll also have new items coming with the changing of the seasons as well as our specials!