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[ritterstand]

[ There's a cheery Lancelot on the network, dressed in an apron and toting a menu. The background is a rather serene looking cafe, and in the background is someone working studiously in the background serving customers. He smiles as he addresses the camera. ]

Good day to you, Prismatica. Have you considered that the coffee you're drinking is just water and bitter bits rather than an experience that takes you away from the real world for a moment?

[ Attachment: Cafe Azure.jpg ]

That's what we're offering you here at Cafe Azure. I'm the assistant manager, Lancelot and with our owner and barista Sandalphon - we're offering coffee as an experience. Coffee as a moment in time rather than just something you drink to keep you going through the drudgery of life.

[ Attachment: menu.jpg ]

Ah, yeah... the names were from a friend. He has a penchant for these kinds of overdramatic things. But the drinks are next to none, so please consider coming to Cafe Azure! We look forward to seeing you there!

Comments

audio | un: rogueofdarkness108

[killful]

Hahahahahaha! Nice menu! I didn't know angels liked coffee... Did that guy at the back come up with the names, too?

[ritterstand]

Yes... we have some coffee from our world. Because time is immaterial to those sorts of beings, cultivating plants seems to be a soothing hobby.

[ A pause. ]

No. He did not.

[killful]

Cool! Makes me think of a lot of immortals who could use a hobby...

[If Consort Yu started cultivating coffee, would she be less lazy and angry? Probably not.]

You're not an angel too, are you? Well, you're pretty good-looking, so I wouldn't be surprised! [Not as good-looking as himself, though. (His opinion)]

[ritterstand]

No, I am not an angel... thankfully. They seem to have it tough, at least in our world.

[ thanks for the compliment?? ]

[woooosh]

Overdramatic?!

[You wound him, Lancelot. He's wounded.]

When one cares as deeply about coffee as Sandy does, should the menu names not be as drenched in pathos and passion as his very self?!

[ritterstand]

My apologies, I just... they're a handful to say on a regular basis.

[woooosh]

Aren't you the one always saying "I'm Lancelot, Captain of the Order of White Dragons" like it's nothing?!

[I-It's not like he thinks Lancelot is cool and memorized his title or anything,]

[ritterstand]

I am Lancelot, Captain of the Order of the White Dragons. For the glory of Feendrache, I wield these twin blades!

[ritterstand]

... Well, it's not like I say that every day.

text; un: percival

[vassalize]

I'll have you know the coffee I am drinking was picked from the hills near Lyestellus and freshly ground and roasted by myself. Do you believe I would put anything that substandard into my mouth?

un: weissdrachen

[ritterstand]

Sandalphon has coffee from our world, Percival. It's unlike anything I've ever tasted - even more than the crap coffee that you showed us

[vassalize]

Don't borrow nomenclature from Vane!! It has a proper name!

And is this your un-subtle way of trying to get me to visit?

[loewenbien]

Hehe for cr*p it was pretty interesting but you know you shouldn't pretend not to wanna see Lancey!!!

And I don't own any nome culture so he didn't borrow that from me!!


[ HE KNOWS YOU WANT TO, PERCY. Also fuck big words. ]

[bust]

[ Because he can't help but react to this mess… ]

People are going to think the cafe houses a bunch of weirdos at this rate.

[ritterstand]

The premise was a little strange to begin with. After all, primordial coffee made by the supreme primarch is probably unusual in our world, let alone here..

[vassalize]

Isn't that exactly the case? You have a primal, of all things, serving coffee and another one challenging the word limit on the menus.

un; firecrotch

[witchwithoutacause]

triple espresso is nowhere near the limit for THIS mortal

[ritterstand]

We accept no liability from any ill effects from the over consumption of caffeine! But please, still come visit.

[witchwithoutacause]

never gonna hold you responsible for my dumb decisions

un: milesedgeworth

[bratworth]

Does your cafe serve hot tea, too?

( Miles Edgeworth, asking the Important Questions ™ )

[ritterstand]

We do. It isn't the biggest selection in the world as we are primarily a coffee establishment but we do realise the two do go hand in hand.

[bratworth]

I will have to come by sometime and check it out in that case.

[Video]

[saigawa]

[Oh, hello, familiar face.]

Ooooh, you're working at his cafe now? And the menu is a little easier to read.

[Except he have no idea about what's what in coffee.]

voice;

[ritterstand]

Yes, indeed! A menu with more conventional names was our first request so we have appended it to the original names.

[ neither does he, but he is learning ]

[video]

[saigawa]

Glad you did! I'll be able to order something the next time I come.

[Maybe.]

... So what's the difference between double shot and triple shot? Triple shot's fancier name sounds like a pretty big difference from double shot.