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[ritterstand]

[ There's a cheery Lancelot on the network, dressed in an apron and toting a menu. The background is a rather serene looking cafe, and in the background is someone working studiously in the background serving customers. He smiles as he addresses the camera. ]

Good day to you, Prismatica. Have you considered that the coffee you're drinking is just water and bitter bits rather than an experience that takes you away from the real world for a moment?

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That's what we're offering you here at Cafe Azure. I'm the assistant manager, Lancelot and with our owner and barista Sandalphon - we're offering coffee as an experience. Coffee as a moment in time rather than just something you drink to keep you going through the drudgery of life.

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Ah, yeah... the names were from a friend. He has a penchant for these kinds of overdramatic things. But the drinks are next to none, so please consider coming to Cafe Azure! We look forward to seeing you there!

Comments

[bust]

What? No, it doesn't!

That's such a long shot and specific to our world no less.

They'd sooner think he's a Cordis Moonblessed. Those owls have wings too, you know.

[ritterstand]

Ah, you haven't been here while Grimnir is around... he keeps calling Sandalphon the Supreme Primarch. That title alone has made guests enquire.

[bust]

If it's only about the Supreme Primarch's uniqueness, that isn't the problem. There are more bizarre stories out there.

Not to mention how the locals should be more or less used to so many different types of Moonblessed. And it doesn't change the fact they're still drinking normal coffee.

That's not the point anyway. The point is that people come to cafes to relax, not overhear loud banters and witness grown men having spats!

[ritterstand]

Ayer, do you need a quiet place to sit down and relax? Because it sounds like someone didn't have their afternoon nap.

[bust]

Are you making fun of me!

[ Yes. Ayer is tired as hell most of the time. Having to deal with Bowman, having to deal with the noisy crowd at DNA apartments… Babysitting his new friends on top of keeping an eye on his crew members. His life is hard. ]

[ritterstand]

It's ok, you can tell Lancelot nii-san what's bothering you.

[ he absolutely is ]

[bust]

STOP

[ Can't believe he's getting trolled by the Captain of the White Dragons of all people!?!? ]

[ritterstand]

I have a good lap to sleep on if you're looking for one.

[ yeah this is the hidden side of lancelot that not many people see, congrats ayer ]

[bust]

[ Even if he is, he'll never admit such a thing publicly online!! ]

Go back bothering the others!