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[ritterstand]

[ There's a cheery Lancelot on the network, dressed in an apron and toting a menu. The background is a rather serene looking cafe, and in the background is someone working studiously in the background serving customers. He smiles as he addresses the camera. ]

Good day to you, Prismatica. Have you considered that the coffee you're drinking is just water and bitter bits rather than an experience that takes you away from the real world for a moment?

[ Attachment: Cafe Azure.jpg ]

That's what we're offering you here at Cafe Azure. I'm the assistant manager, Lancelot and with our owner and barista Sandalphon - we're offering coffee as an experience. Coffee as a moment in time rather than just something you drink to keep you going through the drudgery of life.

[ Attachment: menu.jpg ]

Ah, yeah... the names were from a friend. He has a penchant for these kinds of overdramatic things. But the drinks are next to none, so please consider coming to Cafe Azure! We look forward to seeing you there!

Comments

audio | un: rogueofdarkness108

[killful]

Hahahahahaha! Nice menu! I didn't know angels liked coffee... Did that guy at the back come up with the names, too?

[woooosh]

Overdramatic?!

[You wound him, Lancelot. He's wounded.]

When one cares as deeply about coffee as Sandy does, should the menu names not be as drenched in pathos and passion as his very self?!

text; un: percival

[vassalize]

I'll have you know the coffee I am drinking was picked from the hills near Lyestellus and freshly ground and roasted by myself. Do you believe I would put anything that substandard into my mouth?

un; firecrotch

[witchwithoutacause]

triple espresso is nowhere near the limit for THIS mortal

un: milesedgeworth

[bratworth]

Does your cafe serve hot tea, too?

( Miles Edgeworth, asking the Important Questions ™ )

[Video]

[saigawa]

[Oh, hello, familiar face.]

Ooooh, you're working at his cafe now? And the menu is a little easier to read.

[Except he have no idea about what's what in coffee.]