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[ritterstand]

[ There's a cheery Lancelot on the network, dressed in an apron and toting a menu. The background is a rather serene looking cafe, and in the background is someone working studiously in the background serving customers. He smiles as he addresses the camera. ]

Good day to you, Prismatica. Have you considered that the coffee you're drinking is just water and bitter bits rather than an experience that takes you away from the real world for a moment?

[ Attachment: Cafe Azure.jpg ]

That's what we're offering you here at Cafe Azure. I'm the assistant manager, Lancelot and with our owner and barista Sandalphon - we're offering coffee as an experience. Coffee as a moment in time rather than just something you drink to keep you going through the drudgery of life.

[ Attachment: menu.jpg ]

Ah, yeah... the names were from a friend. He has a penchant for these kinds of overdramatic things. But the drinks are next to none, so please consider coming to Cafe Azure! We look forward to seeing you there!

Comments

[woooosh]

Overdramatic?!

[You wound him, Lancelot. He's wounded.]

When one cares as deeply about coffee as Sandy does, should the menu names not be as drenched in pathos and passion as his very self?!

[ritterstand]

My apologies, I just... they're a handful to say on a regular basis.

[woooosh]

Aren't you the one always saying "I'm Lancelot, Captain of the Order of White Dragons" like it's nothing?!

[I-It's not like he thinks Lancelot is cool and memorized his title or anything,]

[ritterstand]

I am Lancelot, Captain of the Order of the White Dragons. For the glory of Feendrache, I wield these twin blades!

[ritterstand]

... Well, it's not like I say that every day.

[woooosh]

Why not? It's so cool! I announce my own title as the Mad Cyclone, the disciple of the esteemed primarch of wind Raphael every day! Even if it's just to the mirror...!

[Wait, no, that isn't the point.]

Anyway! Sandy said the names were cool, so...!

[He did not, but as far as Grimnir is concerned, using them is agreeing they're cool.]

[ritterstand]

Are you able to say that in one go without messing up?

[ he's having major press F to doubt feels right now ]

1/2

[woooosh]

Of course I can! Shall I demonstrate for you?!

[woooosh]

[Too late, he's already doing it.]

Behold, mortals! The once-gentle breeze that caressed your cheek has become a howling windstorm! I am the Mad Cyclone whose shining spear...no...that's the wrong...

[There's a brief pause, and then:]

IT DOESN'T MATTER!!! I can get it right most of the time!

[ritterstand]

...

[ This sight is all too familiar so he’s just gonna wait for Grimnir to finish before saying anything. ]

[woooosh]

The point is! I don't know anything about coffee! But I wanted to help anyway, because everyone on the Grandcypher has been so nice...!

[ritterstand]

You have been very helpful. The menu has given the cafe a lot of character.

[ nobody taught him how to deal with crying primals... ]