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[ritterstand]

[ There's a cheery Lancelot on the network, dressed in an apron and toting a menu. The background is a rather serene looking cafe, and in the background is someone working studiously in the background serving customers. He smiles as he addresses the camera. ]

Good day to you, Prismatica. Have you considered that the coffee you're drinking is just water and bitter bits rather than an experience that takes you away from the real world for a moment?

[ Attachment: Cafe Azure.jpg ]

That's what we're offering you here at Cafe Azure. I'm the assistant manager, Lancelot and with our owner and barista Sandalphon - we're offering coffee as an experience. Coffee as a moment in time rather than just something you drink to keep you going through the drudgery of life.

[ Attachment: menu.jpg ]

Ah, yeah... the names were from a friend. He has a penchant for these kinds of overdramatic things. But the drinks are next to none, so please consider coming to Cafe Azure! We look forward to seeing you there!

Comments

audio | un: rogueofdarkness108

[killful]

Hahahahahaha! Nice menu! I didn't know angels liked coffee... Did that guy at the back come up with the names, too?

[woooosh]

Overdramatic?!

[You wound him, Lancelot. He's wounded.]

When one cares as deeply about coffee as Sandy does, should the menu names not be as drenched in pathos and passion as his very self?!

text; un: percival

[vassalize]

I'll have you know the coffee I am drinking was picked from the hills near Lyestellus and freshly ground and roasted by myself. Do you believe I would put anything that substandard into my mouth?

[ritterstand]

Yes... we have some coffee from our world. Because time is immaterial to those sorts of beings, cultivating plants seems to be a soothing hobby.

[ A pause. ]

No. He did not.

[ritterstand]

My apologies, I just... they're a handful to say on a regular basis.

un: weissdrachen

[ritterstand]

Sandalphon has coffee from our world, Percival. It's unlike anything I've ever tasted - even more than the crap coffee that you showed us

[woooosh]

Aren't you the one always saying "I'm Lancelot, Captain of the Order of White Dragons" like it's nothing?!

[I-It's not like he thinks Lancelot is cool and memorized his title or anything,]

[vassalize]

Don't borrow nomenclature from Vane!! It has a proper name!

And is this your un-subtle way of trying to get me to visit?

[ritterstand]

I am Lancelot, Captain of the Order of the White Dragons. For the glory of Feendrache, I wield these twin blades!

[ritterstand]

... Well, it's not like I say that every day.

[killful]

Cool! Makes me think of a lot of immortals who could use a hobby...

[If Consort Yu started cultivating coffee, would she be less lazy and angry? Probably not.]

You're not an angel too, are you? Well, you're pretty good-looking, so I wouldn't be surprised! [Not as good-looking as himself, though. (His opinion)]

[loewenbien]

Hehe for cr*p it was pretty interesting but you know you shouldn't pretend not to wanna see Lancey!!!

And I don't own any nome culture so he didn't borrow that from me!!


[ HE KNOWS YOU WANT TO, PERCY. Also fuck big words. ]

[ritterstand]

I admit, crap coffee has a ring to it that Kopi Leol doesn't. Perhaps it's because they're alliterations.

You should visit, I'm here.

[woooosh]

Why not? It's so cool! I announce my own title as the Mad Cyclone, the disciple of the esteemed primarch of wind Raphael every day! Even if it's just to the mirror...!

[Wait, no, that isn't the point.]

Anyway! Sandy said the names were cool, so...!

[He did not, but as far as Grimnir is concerned, using them is agreeing they're cool.]

[ritterstand]

No, I am not an angel... thankfully. They seem to have it tough, at least in our world.

[ thanks for the compliment?? ]

[ritterstand]

Are you able to say that in one go without messing up?

[ he's having major press F to doubt feels right now ]

[vassalize]

[ Percival is starting to realize he was moron-sexual this whole time. ]

Tell me. How did you pass the written exam for knighthood again?

[vassalize]

I'll consider it if you provide something worth my while. And for that, you will have to make a coffee better than my own.

[ Is he up to the challenge? ]

[killful]

It is tough being winged and handsome...

[shut up yq]

I'm guessing you're a knight, then. You don't act like one, though.

[loewenbien]

By studying?? How else??

I don't remember there being anything about cr*p culture though!

Anyway, come over!! I'm going to make some strawberry tarts! You'd better get them before Lancey eats them all!

[ritterstand]

You're on. By my honour as the Captain of the White Dragons and one of the skilled staff behind the revival of Bistro Feendrache, I shall make a spectacular cup of coffee.

[vassalize]

Now you're just mixing everything up on purpose! And even doing something so low as to lure me in with food like it's bait. I'm not a piece of fish!

[ Not even on certain days of the month is he one! ]

[vassalize]

Very well. With that kind of talk, I expect to be somewhat impressed, but don't get carried away. I still prefer to fix it on my own these days.

[ He's become a lot more self-sufficient! ]

[ritterstand]

I certainly am one. It would be amiss of me if I were not skilled in other fields besides the battlefield.

[ he doesn't go after married women, point ]

[killful]

Oh, like chivalry and stuff? If you've got a knight and an angel there, I bet that cafe is full of women everyday! Maybe I should go there, too...