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[unhappy]

Hey, so, I don't know my birthday.

(If you want to know why, click here for all the bg info you need)

How do you pick one?

Comments

[unhappy]

since when
where are all my presents
i want retroactive ones

[sarcaskick]

sorry you never had a birthday
no debt is owed

[unhappy]

my birthday is tonight at 5pm mercury where is my present

[sarcaskick]

what a coincidence so is mine
my gift is that you don't have to get me anything

[unhappy]

are you going to have a birthday every time i make one up too

[sarcaskick]

it's perfect

we never have to worry about exchanging gifts

[unhappy]

see this is why i want to pick just one
then you have to show up and at least have dinner

[sarcaskick]

right but then what if i just take yours to be MY permanent birthday too

[unhappy]

then you're a pain in the ass :) :) :)

dont you have a real birthdate

[sarcaskick]

yes emerald

my dad totally circled it on the calendar every year

we'd go out in the yard and play catch and have a big party with all of our neighbors

[unhappy]

he could've at least told you when you were born how would i know
i guess i can share the date

[sarcaskick]

we never really talked much.






nahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
that's gross
i don't really want your birthday sloppy seconds

[unhappy]

you pick one too then
i'll get you something
also you can ask for weird stuff from your cougars on your bday

[sarcaskick]

i might make one up to trick people into giving me things but
tbh
i couldn't care less about my birthday or whatever

[unhappy]

yeah it's not really a big deal
it comes up every now and then i guess
i thought it'd be nice to have an answer
and cake

[sarcaskick]

maybe from now on I'll just start saying "next tuesday" if someone asks

then it's like I'll have a few mini birthdays throughout the year

[unhappy]

ok new question
can i get you little lights for your legs for holidays then if you're not going to pick a bday

[sarcaskick]

because that's me
a beacon of holiday spirit

[unhappy]

thats why it's funny

[sarcaskick]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnah, pass

[unhappy]

i could just do it anyway while you're asleep nbd

[sarcaskick]

do you really want to start that war

do you

[unhappy]

mabe

[sarcaskick]

think your boy toys would appreciate it when they find out i broke into your room to take an embarrassing selfie

just sayin

this doesn't end well for you

[unhappy]

don't break into chihiro's house






btw i moved in with chihiro forgot to tell you