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[unhappy]

Hey, so, I don't know my birthday.

(If you want to know why, click here for all the bg info you need)

How do you pick one?

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[unhappy]

That's a normal thing! It's like weight training!

[ It's questionable if that's normal or not. Emerald doesn't really know. She likes to pretend it is because she thinks it would be cute. ]

[glorifies]

Would I have to do it without a shirt on?

[ What is he getting himself into!!!! ]

[unhappy]

Not unless you want to? It's not a sex act, it's exercise.

[ and she can work on her balance. ]

[glorifies]

I'll keep my shirt on.

[ ... She's so weird. ]

That reminds me, though. I need to start going to the gym.

[unhappy]

Can I come?

[ She wants to stay fit too!! ]

[glorifies]

Of course, you can.

[ If anyone talks to her though, he's gonna get pissed... ]

[unhappy]

Then tomorrow we should go buy gym clothes too.

[ She doesn't have any and normally just fights Mercury normally and they never address that their clothes should be stinky but here she wants sweatpants that say yum on the butt. ]

[glorifies]

[ She is NOT buying sweatpants that say yum on the butt... ]

That sounds like a plan.

[unhappy]

[ Maybe not but she's at least trying them on!! ]

Can I pick out a sweat band for you?

[glorifies]

[ No!!! Mom refuses 😡😡😡 ]

I feel like you're onto something suspicious...

[ Em, it better not have a dick on it or anything!!! ]

[unhappy]

Nothing suspicious! I just want you to wear something I picked out.

[ In this case, she actually just wants to be cute-gross instead of harass him. ]

[glorifies]

[ It's a nice sentiment! One that Akashi certainly can't refuse now that he knows what her intent is. ]

Alright. Can I do the same?

[unhappy]

I don't wear sweatbands really..

[ She holds up her hands though, showing him the backs. ]

Pick out new hand flower bracelets?

[glorifies]

[ He doesn't either, but he'll wear one for her at the gym!! ]

That's fine with me, although I can't say I'm good at picking out these kinds of things...

[unhappy]

[ ye but he's a sweaty boy. A remnant person never sweats. ]

Uhh.. just nothing too ornate. I like things simple. You can pick out something else if you want.

[ Get her real exercise shoes instead of heels. ]

[glorifies]

I'm simple.

[ So she should like him!! Plus he really is a simple boy. 😔 A simple... yet extra boy???? ]

[unhappy]

I know you are, but you're also flashy when you want to show off. And you like to impress me and it's cute.

[ She just means don't buy her one made of diamonds or something mostly. ]

[glorifies]

[ He lets out a little grumble at that. ]

... I don't want to be called cute. That's something you would call a child.

[unhappy]

I would never call a child cute, but if it helps, it's also flattering and makes me feel warm inside. That's a mouthful though.

[ She reaches up to find his fingers to play with them while they lay here, lightly massaging each one. ]

[glorifies]

I shouldn't get too comfortable.

[ But he kisses the back of her head softly after saying that. ]

I need to clean up downstairs.

[unhappy]

Hnnn... what if you didn't and you just held me all night instead?

[glorifies]

I'm going to be bothered by it all night if I don't clean up now... it won't take more than five minutes.

[unhappy]

Okay, but I'm staying in your room and I'm not telling you what I'm going to do while you're gone.

[ She's not planning on doing anything but she wants to know what he's going to imagine she is while he's downstairs. ]

[glorifies]

No. You're coming downstairs with me.

[ Except... she's going to have to walk going down because he can't carry her??? They'll fall. ]

[unhappy]

I can't my legs are sleep, oh nooo........

[ she is an agent of chaos ]