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so
HYPOTHETICALLY SPEAKIN

what would a weird alien full-moon-magicky space-fuckin-odyssey STI look like






& check the username before u go to reply, NO STUPID ANSWERS !!

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it just got some bumps on it.........

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....cat fur
like
ON it ??

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the fucks a venereal disease
does that turn u into a old person or somethin

[ that's "venerable"... ]

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ARE THE
ARE THE BUMPS FUCKIN EGGS ?
IM GONNA PUKE

[ her words are coming true!! ]

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what are u gettin at

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sei what
yea they call em STIs now
cuz....... they arent actually diseases or somethin ? fucked if i know

[pushpin]

y.... yes ? soemtimes ?

fine i think....... normal
it don't itch either
& the little bumps went away

[pushpin]

[ fooled by this perfect rationality... ]

yea well it STOPPED happening so its fine

[dashhole]

[It's been a while since he messed with somebody...]

Yeah, you're probably gonna die. Excuse me while I go buy a ton of rubbers, cause YIKES.

[pushpin]

.......they kill u ??
i mean i know theres people w/ aids & shit but they live now dont they

how come nobody asked me if i wanted to be sterile, aint that a violation a my rights ! i want kids someday !

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SHUT UP NO IM NOT
THEY GOT..... DICK DOCTORS HERE
DONT THEY ?

[dashhole]

You so sure they got a cure for magic dick bumpitis? cause I'm not.

Rip in pieces, bro.

[pushpin]

THEY GOTTA ?? I CANT BE THE FIRST ONE TO GET IT
shit whatm i gonna do

[dashhole]

[Holy shit this is better than he could have hoped for. He's trying to keep the laughter quiet because he knows this thing will just put it in his response, and that would mess it all up.]

Shit man, I don't know? I look like a dick doctor to you?



A dick-tor, if you will.

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no u look like a asshole & a SADIST

[dashhole]

Haha, yeah, maybe, but at least my dick ain't gonna fall off.

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[ocelthot]

What moon blessing do you have?

[despairing_hope]

So does herpes, but it doesn't mean it's gone.

Can you tell me what happened? It might be something else.

[coralroot]

okay without seeing it I can't be sure, but I'm going to be straight up with you

it doesn't sound serious?

less like an sti and more like it's either chicken skin or something irritated it for a little bit

like the underwear you're wearing

just try taking a cool shower, wear some clothes you're familiar with that breathe well, and don't slather anything weird on it

if there's no itching or pain or whatever around the bumps it's PROBABLY NOT SYPHILIS which is good

uh, good that that's not what it is

syphilis is fucking nasty

Also some people just have random little bumps on their dick for no reason

Anyway if it sticks around for a long time or there's anything new happening with it, then call me

[pyrafect]

Maybe?

This world involves a lot of changes happening to your body. Any diseases here might manifest differently from those found in your world.

[ ...Though, something something no STIs here. ]

[necroyalty]

I cannot be sure. You are human, yes? I do know that bumps are not something I've observed on any of the cocks I've seen, and let it be known that I've seen an array that spanned a wide breadth of mortal races.

[badluckblues]

bro, relax.

you've probably just got a bad case of animal dick.

r4gn4r0k; txt

[notblayde]

pics or it didnt happen

UN: mercy

[cadeuces]

Will it make you feel better if I let you know that I've seen hide nor hair of a single symptom, here?

The physical changes with the moons are another thing. But no infections, no diseases, no unfortunate rashes.

[overcloaked]

It's not mutually exclusive, is it? I mean, you might end up with a zombie dick or something like that.



You know your moonblessing can already do weird things kind of like that, right? It hasn't happened to me but I've heard about people ending up with animal dicks and things like that.

[ Mayuzumi could really do without any weird magic transforming his junk, that's for sure. ]