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[pushpin]

so
HYPOTHETICALLY SPEAKIN

what would a weird alien full-moon-magicky space-fuckin-odyssey STI look like






& check the username before u go to reply, NO STUPID ANSWERS !!

Comments

[grilletto]

would you rather be dead
or paid
think about it man

[pushpin]

k i thought about it
paid

[grilletto]

you thought about it for like
two fucking seconds

[pushpin]

nah been thinkin about it since the last time i wound up in the hospital

[grilletto]

for the same shit?

[wearingguess]

Splendid! Where shall we meet?

[pushpin]

nah i hadnt had sex at the time
kinda miss it

[pushpin]

ur place ?

[ he has the sneaking suspicion he'd never be rid of Titus if he knew where he lived. ]

[grilletto]

not having it or having it?

[wearingguess]

[ his suspicion is... not incorrect
that said, lbr, he's unlikely to ever be rid of titus anyway ]

Very well. I am not busy now, so I shall await you. Oh, I was thinking of ordering delivery! Do you want anything from the gyro shop?

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[loungelizard]

Oh, don't worry, the me-plumbing is fine. Cleared up with a round of antibiotics. Modern medicine is a miracle! Still wasn't worth it, though. Ounce of prevention, yadda yadda.

So what's your damage?

[badluckblues]

[ that's - ...all right then. ]

you won't have to worry about having an animal dick anymore.

[cadeuces]

It's fairly regular, yes. The animal traits change cycle to cycle very rarely for others. Most often it's the same type with varying degrees of effect, depending on the moon's cycle and distance I suppose.

I used to be under Iris like I said, but I always displayed deer traits without fail. Always spotted, with ears and a tail, but sometimes I'd have small antlers as well. Some people I know have either been scaled or had a full snake transformation on their bottom half when it was "worst". But for the most part, it remains consistent.

Haha, why is that? Were you enjoying the aggression? The horns? Maybe the biting...?

( She ain't shy, she'll say it!! )

[boobytraps]

Oh, what's made them think that?

[pushpin]

well thats good but whatd u stick it in to get purple piss

fish dick, apparently

1/2

[pushpin]

i never wanted to know that about cats but thanks anyway

[pushpin]

wait
i seen some cat moonblessed

do they.........

[pushpin]

cuz i turned into a fish under the red moon
which is a sentence i imagined myself sayin never ever

[pushpin]

THATS NOT SOMETHIN IM GONNA STOP WORRYIN ABOUT

[pushpin]

i remember yea
so i never got to see u with a spotty tail.....
u take any pics?

[ mgs that was not the point ]

maybe it was just nice to fuck u again
even if thats not how i pictured it happenin

[pushpin]

never havin had it
now my whole damn life is controlled by my dick, as witnessed here

[pushpin]

[ ooh... ]

hell yea ! get me a fat boy with extra of that sauce they put on em

[wearingguess]

The red sauce or the white sauce?
Oh I am going to get baklava too. How much baklava do you think you can eat?

[pushpin]

white one !!

um
my fuckin weight

[loungelizard]

I'm sure she would like me to keep her identity unknown.

[Because she doesn't exist.]

Is that what they're calling it now?