text, un: nevercrywolf

[starmark]

i've been trying to figure out what people even use this "internet" thing for and it seems like most people just write whatever they want on it, right? that's what it seems like. i saw a bunch of questions and some ads and some introductions.

there's an observatory here apparently. they let you go there and look at the stars at night if you want to. i guess the stars would be different here than they would on earth or wherever else. they have different constellations too which i guess makes sense. different star patterns and different cultural basis for deciding what shapes they look like to begin with.

every place is different. they all do things differently. around here you're supposed to hold hands or hug or fuck and maybe here that's no different than taking your shoes off when you go in the house or saying itadakimasu before you eat. i guess you're supposed to just get used to that. living here means that's just what you're stuck with.

i ran out of cigarettes.

so is that what people do when they decide they need money? just go on here and write "hey i'm out of cash anybody want to moonlace"? like it's a fucking bathroom wall or something.

yeah, i know, or get a job. last i checked you can't get a job in the middle of the night on no notice.

cigarettes. candles. incense. maybe someone who knows how to do calligraphy or draw. guess that's a shopping list that'll have to wait until morning.


[OOC: Please assume that this was posted at some utterly stupid hour in the middle of the night!]

Comments

[nipzips]

yeah, you kinda do. and with alcohol too.

but you'll probably find a way to bypass that, huh? cool guy that you are

[starmark]

i've never been carded for that either

i take it that means you don't smoke though huh

[nipzips]

never?? people always say i look older than i am but i still get carded every damn time

my mom would kinda ... kill me if i ever started, so ... [ But he does think about trying sometimes just to know how it feels. ]

[starmark]

so i'm guessing you don't know how to shotgun a beer either

yare yare you call yourself a high school student

well anyway
it's probably better that you don't start

too late for me though

[nipzips]

[ He's so cool .................................... ]

actually i don't think you smoke in the future anymore

[ More importantly, though: ] shit, i wanna learn how to shotgun a beer! that sounds really kewl!

[starmark]

that's kind of surprising
i guess maybe i gave it up though

well anyway

is your mom going to be pissed if i teach you something like that

[nonehorse]

If you go teaching him how to shotgun beers and I have to deal with your baby grandfather complaining about his alcoholic son, I will be very pissed in his mother's stead.

[starmark]

i never said i was going to teach him how to do it WITH a beer

that'd be a waste of a lot of good beers

[nonehorse]

JOTARO.

Make it diet soda at least so he doesn't get a step closer to diabetes while he's at it.

[starmark]

yare yare

don't i get any credit for not teaching him my cigarette trick

[nonehorse]

Considering I see you offering to show your own daughter how to do it, no. Not really.

Even if she's older than you, it's my moral duty to be disappointed. Someone has to be.

[starmark]

my great-grandma taught it to me

it's a family tradition

[nonehorse]

You think my disappointment doesn't extend to Mrs. Joestar? It absolutely does.

Your family line is going to be the



You worry me greatly, the lot of you!

[starmark]

i'd be careful being disappointed in great-grandma

she hits like a freight train

[nipzips]

Mr. Avdol????

i wouldn't become an alcoholic or anything!!

[nonehorse]

Not on my damn watch you're not!

[nipzips]

yeah, so ...

it was just going to be the one time

c'mon, it sounds so cool .........

[nonehorse]

No, you are not learning to shotgun beers!

[nipzips]

alright, alright ... i guess you know best after all

it's just less cool with lemonade...

[nonehorse]

i don't care if it's less cool i will personally come and punish you if you do it with anything else

just ask jotaro about that one time in jail

[nipzips]

my mom doesn't have to know ...

[ His dad is here, but is Josuke actually going to listen to his dad? No. ]

[starmark]

well avdol found out so now you have to do it with canned lemonade

sorry

[nipzips]

huh??? mr. avdol!

it's less cool like that ...

[starmark]

apparently he thinks you're going to end up an alcoholic

or with diabetes

[nipzips]

there's no way i would let it get that out of hand! it was only going to be the one time ...

well, maybe a few times ...................................................

but i feel like if i gave myself a drinking problem i'd just make my mom sad