[personal profile] mettatronic 2019-05-01 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
["Call me Fish, even though it's pretty on-the-nose", you say... but do fish have noses???

Aaaaanyway!]


Ooooooooooh, a monster after my own red-hot HEART, I see!!! โ™กโ™กโ™ก

[YEAH, he -- kind of just. Defaults to "monster" with those who aren't human, alas. No offense meant.]

I can only APPLAUD an individual with the stars and their eyes and a strut in their step looking to make it to the BIG TIME, darling!!!
A PLEASURE to make your FABULOUS acquaintance, my good, good Fish!!! โ˜†โ˜†โ˜†
Now! Why don't you lean in and whisper in my ear, from one showmonster to another:
what, dearest -- what kind of enthralling, glamorous performances DO people expect from you...?


[With a li'l narrow in his eyes - ha... ooh-hoo-hoo, is he going to have a bit of competition...?

In. Good old sport, anyway, because perish the thought anyone could rival Mettaton, surely.]