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[onehole]

What is your favorite number?

There are wrong answers.

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[onehole]

[ it wore off 'cause numbers are soothing! ]

You really are a very normal person, aren't you?

[saezuru]

[ The healing power of numbers... ]

I suppose I am.

[ He says that but, uh, he's a yakuza?? ]

[onehole]

You also seem very mellow.

[ You seem a little too chill? Either overly normal to abnormal, or ... you holding out okay there, pal? ]

[saezuru]

I've been told that before.
I'm normally very calm.

[ He's definitely a little too calm, this guy has problems. ]

[onehole]

...

is right now an abnormal time for you?

[ fukuda is SEEING that ]

[saezuru]

Sanguis makes me angry.
I'm not angry right now, but it's been harder to control.

[ More like he normally holds it all in and never lets it out. ]

[onehole]

I see.
So you're Sanguis.
How are you liking it?
Beyond the anger, I mean.

[ ... bruh.

But, Fukuda is on the case to checking in on Mr. Username. ]

[saezuru]

Sometimes I don't like it
And other times I do like it
I think it suits me
But I don't want it to

[ He doesn't want to be angry... He'd rather not feel anything tbh. ]

Having dog ears is kinda nice I guess.

[ For once in his life maybe he doesn't look intimidating. ]

[onehole]

Is it too personal to ask why you don't want it to?

[ ............... ]

Woof-woof.

[saezuru]

I don't like being angry.
That's all.

[ That's clearly NOT all... but he isn't the type to spill on the network. ]

🐶
Dogs are cute.

[onehole]

I don't think anyone does.

[ Very clearly, but it's cool.
Fukuda's an ex-serial killer. He gets it.
Some things take time to work through. ]

They are cute.
Haha, would you let me pet your head?

[saezuru]

With Sanguis, I feel like it controls me.
It should be the other way around.

[ There you go, there's a little more crumbs into the mystery of Doumeki. ]

Sure.
I'm tall though, 190cm.

[onehole]

Well, we hope can always control our anger.
To be honest, I can't say I've ever felt very angry.
I wonder if I'd feel it if I was Sanguis...

[ It's what he gets for drilling a hole through his head. ]

OH HEY!
We're the same height!
Height twins.

[saezuru]

That's why I don't like it.
I can handle the rest, but being angry... I hate it.

[ Strong reaction coming from this guy. ]

Oh! Cool.
I don't know anyone else who is my same height.

[onehole]

I have a solution.
But it's not the best.

[ That is a very strong reaction, Mr. Normal. ]

Very cool.
I also don't know anyone my height.
It tended to scare a lot of people. :c

[ Like the scar and hole in his head wasn't enough............... ]

[saezuru]

What is it?

[ The solution is to drill a hole in his head, isn't it. ]

I know what you mean.
People are intimidated by me as well.

[onehole]

You could try drilling a hole in your head.

[ IT'S LIKE YOU'RE PSYCHIC. ]

I'm also a little awkward around people.
This post is doing better than I thought.
I suppose odd things that people say feels less odd when it's in this format.

[ I mean also ex-serial killer, but that's real complicated. ]

[saezuru]

[ Doumeki voice: what the fuck. ]

No thanks.

People like things that can distract them.
Nothing to lose when it's just over text.

[onehole]

It isn't for everyone.

It's true.
It's very nice. :)
We're no longer intimidating over here.

[saezuru]

[ Normally people would be a lot more freaked out, but this is Doumeki after all. ]

I'm sure.

That's right.
No one can see how tall we are on this.

[onehole]

:)

[ ........... there is a brief moment when Fukuda isn't sure if this person is messing with him or not. Signs point to no, but??? ]

Right, right.
We can't loom over people.
Not that we mean to loom, haha.

[saezuru]

[ Doumeki's just going to leave it at that. He's very bad at jokes... you'd know if he was joking. But also if Fukuda wants to drill holes in people's heads, Doumeki would probably just ask that he do that somewhere else. And to stay away from his boss. ]

Yeah.
We can't help being tall.
It's useful for my job, though.

[onehole]

[ What a nice man. ]

What's your job?

[saezuru]

[ The list of things he cares about begins and ends with Yashiro... and maybe like, dogs and cats and children, he'd save those too, I guess. ]

I'm a bodyguard.

[ For a yakuza boss.... ]

[onehole]

[ Don't worry, sir. He didn't want to kill anyone to begin with, but somehow became a serial killer due to stuff. Complicated. He has no wish to drill holes into anyone's head, but hey, if others want to do it... do it! 'Cause they can become better friends, then. MAYBE? ]

Oh!
THAT'S A VERY GOOD POSITION FOR TALL PEOPLE!
You must be buff, too!