soupervillain: (aha!)
GIOVANNI POTAGE ([personal profile] soupervillain) wrote in [community profile] prismatica2020-07-12 12:03 pm

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CALLING ALL VILLAINS, EVILDOERS, AND GENERAL BAD GUYS!!!

GOOD GUYS DO NOT READ THIS!!!

(that means you)

Okay, now that that's out of the way! I'm Giovanni Potage, captain of the Banzai Blasters. (Please hold all autograph requests until we meet in person.) Any fellow bad guys want to team up and commit some crimes sometime? My knife-bat hand's getting kinda itchy, if you know what I mean. Know any good museums to rob? Shops to lift? Parks to litter in? Say the word!!

- Giovanni Potage
Captain of the Banzai Blasters
ends: (real smooth.)

[personal profile] ends 2020-07-15 03:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[ concern for underlings — that’s a surprising twist, but a welcome one. Otonashi can absolutely respect that. ]

yeah, I get you!

so, here’s a thought: train up someone to be on the distraction team or put out a call for people to enlist. since they’d be a distraction, their risk would be minimal and they could bow out... if they can come up with something nonviolent even, there might be no risk at all!

and you go with the stealth team to make sure nobody takes any serious hits. lead everyone to safety, right? they’re your team, you can’t have them all falling in battle if it can be avoided. what do you say?
inordertobelieve: (disgusted: nothing but fools)

[personal profile] inordertobelieve 2020-07-15 04:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Threatening harm onto others or their possessions is a violation of boundaries in itself.
greatestcool: (DISCUSS 🔪 god gives no fucks)

[personal profile] greatestcool 2020-07-15 07:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, I see! So you consider "villainy" to be "any acts that break the law", right?
force_a_change: (Sarcasm)

[personal profile] force_a_change 2020-07-15 08:20 pm (UTC)(link)
You did, in your original post, Giovanni-kun, mentioned your name.

So... Why the interest in being bad?
bolderfell: You wanna put money on it? <user name="hashagi" site="tumblr.com"> (OH? 🗡️ Think so?)

[personal profile] bolderfell 2020-07-15 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[...]

Sure. I get it. [He does Not.] You do know theft isn't typically a victimless crime, though. Right?
getting_better: (49)

[personal profile] getting_better 2020-07-16 12:08 am (UTC)(link)
No no no, my friend. You got it all wrong. See if you bug the cops while their pants are down and you incapacitate them, then no one can stop you down the line. Or at the very least you get a head start. You get to have more fun, and you get to make the law your bitch. You get power and prestige. What's not to like?

[ Also yes, he is crazy. About five to ten percent. ]
firstsaderesponder: (👀 i see ur ass yamazaki)

[personal profile] firstsaderesponder 2020-07-16 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
i'm into anything that gets people hurt

[Technically, Sougo's a cop back home. But he isn't in Lunatia, sooooo...]

it's just what you said. no one'll be able to make sandwiches and that'll be hilarious

[In reality, he's targeting his friend superior Hijikata who is obsessed with mayonnaise. If all the mayonnaise is gone, Hijikata'll be so pissed!]
Edited 2020-07-16 02:10 (UTC)
casaposa: <user name="proverbially"> (all babies are weird)

[personal profile] casaposa 2020-07-16 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
Take over the world? You? Don't make me laugh.
evilgrows: (:()

[personal profile] evilgrows 2020-07-16 03:00 pm (UTC)(link)
No??? Why would I be lonely?

[Apart from a number of potential reasons that do not actually exist--]

I'm perfectly fine, trust me.
force_a_change: (Unsure)

[personal profile] force_a_change 2020-07-16 06:02 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't know if I would call being bad a calling, maybe a hobby?

And in my case behaving means I get to exist.
angelshot: (❤ 7)

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[personal profile] angelshot 2020-07-16 08:10 pm (UTC)(link)
steal from any of my favourite clothing line stores and ill kick your ass.

...unless youre planning to share for free. then were cool.
bolderfell: Some "springtime of youth." <user name="nappotuna" site="tumblr.com"> (STUPID 🗡️ My street cred...)

[personal profile] bolderfell 2020-07-17 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
Which man is that?
shrugsitoff: (pic#13606489)

[personal profile] shrugsitoff 2020-07-17 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
u seem like the bbsitter that lets kids eat 10 pounds of candy

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