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[grilletto]

okay so i have some questions for the general public
which is you guys

first: if you sent someone to jail on their birthday but they probably forgave you should you be worried that they or a family member is gonna
i don't know
come after you
or something like that
not that it happened
but hypothetically i guess

second: anyone have any thoughts on being called "puppy"?
is it a compliment?
an insult?
i kind of need some outside opinions here

uhhh
yeah that's it
thanks

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[grilletto]

what
who the fuck is this????

[getstoned]

if you haven't figured it out by now is it really worth knowing?

[grilletto]

YOU'RE THREATENING ME BY SAYING YOU MIGHT BE IN MY FUCKING BATHROOM
OF COURSE IT'S WORTH KNOWING
WHAT THE FUCK

[getstoned]

i'm not saying *i'm* in your bathroom, learn to read.

i'm just saying that if someone were out to get you, they'd hit you up in the place you least expect it. that's the bathroom right?

[grilletto]

i know how to read
who hides in the fucking bathroom
tell them to face me like a man
and not like a coward

[getstoned]

shit man, you're talking like i would personally know who would be in the bathroom to get you

if there really were such a person

[grilletto]

yeah because that's how you're making it sound

[getstoned]

i'm just throwing out hypotheticals

for all i know they could hide in a closet, or behind an open door, under the kitchen sink.

[grilletto]

STOP

[getstoned]

what?

[grilletto]

fucking around!

[getstoned]

but it's so fun doing this with you

Tu sei il sole del mio giorno

[grilletto]

seriously
who
the
fuck
is
this

[getstoned]

Mi piace essere baciato da te.

[grilletto]

have we really kissed or are you still messing with me?

[getstoned]

we have, i honestly thought that would be the tip off

but i guess not

[grilletto]

okay uh
do we kiss a lot then?
i mean...i don't kiss that many people but most of them that i do kiss
don't speak italian
so
i mean

[getstoned]

i mean, tbf you've never asked if i *could* speak italian. you've just assumed that i don't.

that is to say, yeah, we kiss a lot

[grilletto]

why are you trying to freak me the fuck out then?????

[getstoned]

why wouldn't i?

Sei un dono

[grilletto]

yeah i know i am
that's why you should treasure me

[getstoned]

i do, but evidently you don't like being called puppy

[grilletto]

yeah i told you that already!
it's not like it news??
i mean
you could call me something COOL you know?

[getstoned]

Tesoro mio

[grilletto]

why the fuck didn't you tell me you spoke italian?