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[grilletto]

okay so i have some questions for the general public
which is you guys

first: if you sent someone to jail on their birthday but they probably forgave you should you be worried that they or a family member is gonna
i don't know
come after you
or something like that
not that it happened
but hypothetically i guess

second: anyone have any thoughts on being called "puppy"?
is it a compliment?
an insult?
i kind of need some outside opinions here

uhhh
yeah that's it
thanks

[ all replies will be anonymous unless stated otherwise ]

Comments

[grilletto]

yeah i can see how it wouldn't be funny
but it was staples and tape
so it looked pretty badass
we took care of it in a restroom so i'm not sure how sanitary it was
but i'm still alive so whatever i guess

god
why doesn't anyone appreciate them the way i do
this is unreal

[torsion]

Gotta do what you gotta do.
I've used saran wrap before so I'm not judging you or anything. Sometimes you just need to make it to a point you can better take care of yourself.

Because I like hard rock, sorry.
Just not into that kind of music overall.
If it makes you feel better I don't think about music much in general. I do play piano, but I don't keep up with bands or anything.

[grilletto]

yeah fair enough
but holy shit
you know how to play the piano too?
so what don't you do?
i know you can fight and you know weapons and stuff

[torsion]

Yeah. I'm not a concert pianist by any stretch, especially with less practice over the past decade, but I can read and write music.
The thing I can't do is relax and live day-to-day, I guess.

Hm. I saw Abbacchio mentioned above.
I know you, but I can tell you're not Jotaro.
I have a few ideas, but I'm not willing to show my hand yet.

[ HOLY SHIT is this guy not Jotaro, that's for sure. ]

[grilletto]

[ shit!! just what he needed, one more person to out him ]

huh abbacchio?
lots of people know him, right?

[torsion]

Not well enough to mention him here. Or that would know me, as well.
He's popular with reason and a great guy, but
Hm

[ Okay. Who is this weird that she knows that also knows Abbacchio? She feels like she's honing in. ]

[grilletto]

hey now
you don't have to figure out who i am, right?
that's kind of the point of anonymous?
right?

[torsion]

Yeah, but now I'm curious.

[grilletto]

i'm just a friend of a friend
i swear!

[torsion]

I can't imagine anyone talking about me or what I do to other people.

[grilletto]

what
seriously?
no way! i mean you do
the lessons and stuff???
someone definitely talks about you!!

[torsion]

There are other more interesting things to talk about than me, especially considering this place.
Hell, I can't imagine anyone would pinpoint me here.
So you're definitely someone I know. Especially with how you're protesting.

[grilletto]

you don't know me

[ mista it's not working ]

[torsion]

I'm definitely gonna figure it out now.
And I don't think you're Carlos so...

[grilletto]

oh shit you got me
that's me
carlos

[torsion]

He types shittier than this.

[grilletto]

surprise
i

[ fuck he just told someone they didn't know how to spell because of this ???? ]

wuz just tryin 2 trick u
haha
i got u

[torsion]

Okay. I'll bite.
So, if you're him, then why were you so defensive about being anonymous and now suddenly you're happy to tell me it's you.
Instead of knocking on my door and asking these questions to me because I'm happy to give advice or explain how affection and teasing can work, you know.

he's dying very slowly

[grilletto]

becuz you caught me
*u
if u know who i am y am i gonna lie

anyway
i wuz embarrassed
right

hasn't he been since he made this post

[torsion]

Okay, then, I'll ask you when you get home. :)

Of course you were embarrassed. This is such a dumb thing to ask publicly.

[ She doesn't actually mean that, but she wants to rile em up. After all, she's pretty sure there's only one person she knows that texts like above, overreacts weirdly, and also knows her and Leone... ]

absolutely

[grilletto]

o yea
about that
i'm
uh
not coming home
today
2day

lessons learned

[torsion]

Funny.
Because I know you're in your room right now.
I guess I'll just let myself in! :)

oh my god

[grilletto]

no!!
i'm
uh

fuck
uh
naked??
don't come in

life choices

[torsion]

Nothing I haven't seen before.
If you're feeling shy just roll around in a blanket.
See you soon. ;*

[ Honestly, replying to this was a great idea. She's really enjoying herself now!! ]

terrible life choices is almost his middle name

[grilletto]

NO THE DOOR IS LOCKED
FUCK

I'M JUST
I'M GONNA GO OUT THE WINDOW, OKAY
?
K
?