[personal profile] mettatronic 2019-04-27 11:35 pm (UTC)(link)
['EY, IT'S A GIFT.

Aaaand also c'mon, don't worry - 'ss a bit harder to go FULL FABULOUS when all you've got is text. And... emojis.

But also, hahaaa, ooh, all it takes is a little "darling" to have MTT thinking he may just like the cut of this one's jib! A little o' that flair and pomp...]


Ohhhh, I'm no monster to tell anyone how to live their lives, sweetheart, only to inspire them. โ˜†
Use whatever your heart tells you to!!!
...Though "Mettaton" will do just fine. โ™ก


[Input like a wink.]

A lucky-number-3 letters may have PUNCH AND EFFICIENCY, but "Mettaton" has MUCH more of a presence, no??? AND heck of a lot more of a roll off the tongue!

[personal profile] mettatronic 2019-05-01 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
["Call me Fish, even though it's pretty on-the-nose", you say... but do fish have noses???

Aaaaanyway!]


Ooooooooooh, a monster after my own red-hot HEART, I see!!! โ™กโ™กโ™ก

[YEAH, he -- kind of just. Defaults to "monster" with those who aren't human, alas. No offense meant.]

I can only APPLAUD an individual with the stars and their eyes and a strut in their step looking to make it to the BIG TIME, darling!!!
A PLEASURE to make your FABULOUS acquaintance, my good, good Fish!!! โ˜†โ˜†โ˜†
Now! Why don't you lean in and whisper in my ear, from one showmonster to another:
what, dearest -- what kind of enthralling, glamorous performances DO people expect from you...?


[With a li'l narrow in his eyes - ha... ooh-hoo-hoo, is he going to have a bit of competition...?

In. Good old sport, anyway, because perish the thought anyone could rival Mettaton, surely.]