text | un: fotia

[burningfree]

[It was like, 3 in the morning, and Lio was laying in bed while restlessly typing this on his phone, the subject of the post laying next to him and almost certainly drooling in his sleep.]

To whom it may concern.

If you see an idiot firefighter running around the city shirtless at any point, look with your eyes, not your hands. Actually, I'd prefer if you kept your eyes above the chin.

He's mine.

[Happy first day of Sanguis!]

Comments

text, un: nevercrywolf

[starmark]

how will i know he's a firefighter if he's shirtless

don't they usually wear uniforms

[firstdayblues]

No problem there, pal. Your territory is clearly marked.

text; un: his_sword

[bought]

What's a firefighter?

text; un: proudpapa

[exsecratum]

> shirtless
> claims to be a firefighter

are you sure he's a firefighter, and not some other profession? pretty sure they're supposed to be mostly hands-on.

[galohen]

Looking with your hands?
Huh, are there people out there with eyes in their palms?

text | un: stormflower

[sleepinglotus]

Is running around shirtless something he does... often?

un: sizhui

[sizhui]

I mean, isn't that the decent thing to do?

( text, un: lavieenrose )

[affectueux]

Put a shirt on him!

My roommate does the same thing, and the only way to stop him from showing off his body is to forcibly dress him.

voice | un: everapple

[greenbriar]

[ He hates typing.

So instead there is this very dismissive sounding voice message. ]

And there I didn't think you could own people, here.

text | un: completionist

[sassian]

Oh, would that be the one you mentioned before? The one you think is... how are the youth putting it these days... a Snacc?

Rest assured, I will leave him to you.

text; un: ilikebigboats

[boobytraps]

You should include a picture.

So we know who to look for.

text | un: mrfancyhat

[thetaintedsorrow]

You do know where you are, right?

text; un: swordsss

[swordhardy]

Sometimes a man just needs to run around shirtless
I get it

As long as he doesn't end up in the reddest part of Caihong, he'll be fine

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[yumenope]

Perhaps you should invest in a leash.
Ah, might I suggest a brand? Farmers use such marks to identify their cattle.