text | un: fotia

[burningfree]

[It was like, 3 in the morning, and Lio was laying in bed while restlessly typing this on his phone, the subject of the post laying next to him and almost certainly drooling in his sleep.]

To whom it may concern.

If you see an idiot firefighter running around the city shirtless at any point, look with your eyes, not your hands. Actually, I'd prefer if you kept your eyes above the chin.

He's mine.

[Happy first day of Sanguis!]

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text, un: nevercrywolf

[starmark]

how will i know he's a firefighter if he's shirtless

don't they usually wear uniforms

[burningfree]

You'll know.

First of all, he wears the pants part of the uniform pretty regularly. Secondly, he will almost certainly say as much. And thirdly, if you're really uncertain, try lighting a match around him and see how he reacts.

[firstdayblues]

No problem there, pal. Your territory is clearly marked.

[burningfree]

I'm not a dog.

text; un: his_sword

[bought]

What's a firefighter?

[burningfree]

Someone who puts out fires.

Do you not have them in your world?

[Despite being quite irritable right now, for no particular reason he could think of, he wasn't going to be completely rude and presumptuous.]

text; un: proudpapa

[exsecratum]

> shirtless
> claims to be a firefighter

are you sure he's a firefighter, and not some other profession? pretty sure they're supposed to be mostly hands-on.

[burningfree]

I don't get it.

[galohen]

Looking with your hands?
Huh, are there people out there with eyes in their palms?

[burningfree]

[Lio looked over his shoulder, at Galo, on his phone, like, right next to him.]

Idiot... you weren't supposed to see that. Why are you awake?

text | un: stormflower

[sleepinglotus]

Is running around shirtless something he does... often?

[burningfree]

Unfortunately.

I'm not sure if he's allergic to shirts, or if he's doing it to simply give me a heart attack, but it's quite frustrating regardless.

un: sizhui

[sizhui]

I mean, isn't that the decent thing to do?

[burningfree]

I've noticed a lot of people here who aren't being 'decent.' I figured I'd make it a little more clear for the masses that I won't be putting up with it.

( text, un: lavieenrose )

[affectueux]

Put a shirt on him!

My roommate does the same thing, and the only way to stop him from showing off his body is to forcibly dress him.

[burningfree]

I tried! He got it torn to shreds!!

voice | un: everapple

[greenbriar]

[ He hates typing.

So instead there is this very dismissive sounding voice message. ]

And there I didn't think you could own people, here.

[burningfree]

[Lio didn't appreciate the tone. He wasn't about to switch to voice or video, though, trying not to be too obvious about posting while in bed.]

Galo's naive, and believes everyone has the best of intentions. If I don't set boundaries for him, people will take advantage of him.

I'm not letting anyone else touch him.

text | un: completionist

[sassian]

Oh, would that be the one you mentioned before? The one you think is... how are the youth putting it these days... a Snacc?

Rest assured, I will leave him to you.

OPHI HAHAHA I'M LAUGHING IRL

[burningfree]

What the hell is a 'Snacc'?

I thought we wouldn't mention that again. If he finds out what I told you, he won't let me live it down.

[profanation]

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text; un: ilikebigboats

[boobytraps]

You should include a picture.

So we know who to look for.

[burningfree]

Absolutely not. I'm trying to keep people from ogling him, I'm not providing ways to encourage it.

text | un: mrfancyhat

[thetaintedsorrow]

You do know where you are, right?

[burningfree]

Why do you think I made this post?

text; un: swordsss

[swordhardy]

Sometimes a man just needs to run around shirtless
I get it

As long as he doesn't end up in the reddest part of Caihong, he'll be fine

[burningfree]

Oh, knowing his luck, he just might end up there entirely by accident.

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[yumenope]

Perhaps you should invest in a leash.
Ah, might I suggest a brand? Farmers use such marks to identify their cattle.

[burningfree]

Do you actually have a problem with what I said or are you just being an ass for the sake of it?