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[onehole]

What is your favorite number?

There are wrong answers.

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[onehole]

It is a pretty sound.

This is not a wrong answer.
I'll say that your number choice is!!
Normal. ;)

[saezuru]

[ It's cause 8 is ya like Yashiro..... ]

Normal is fine.

[ Here's a dude who's boring to the extreme. ]

[onehole]

[ Fukuda is sensing this boring... ]

Is it?
You aren't offended by it?
Not that I was trying to offend, but most people feel their favorite numbers are special and would not like them to be considered "okay."

[saezuru]

[ Actually just realized it's Sanguis so he should have been pissed so OOPS guess it wore off for just this thread. ]

I'm not offended.
I know why I like it.
That's good enough for me.

[onehole]

[ it wore off 'cause numbers are soothing! ]

You really are a very normal person, aren't you?

[saezuru]

[ The healing power of numbers... ]

I suppose I am.

[ He says that but, uh, he's a yakuza?? ]

[onehole]

You also seem very mellow.

[ You seem a little too chill? Either overly normal to abnormal, or ... you holding out okay there, pal? ]

[saezuru]

I've been told that before.
I'm normally very calm.

[ He's definitely a little too calm, this guy has problems. ]

[onehole]

...

is right now an abnormal time for you?

[ fukuda is SEEING that ]

[saezuru]

Sanguis makes me angry.
I'm not angry right now, but it's been harder to control.

[ More like he normally holds it all in and never lets it out. ]

[onehole]

I see.
So you're Sanguis.
How are you liking it?
Beyond the anger, I mean.

[ ... bruh.

But, Fukuda is on the case to checking in on Mr. Username. ]

[saezuru]

Sometimes I don't like it
And other times I do like it
I think it suits me
But I don't want it to

[ He doesn't want to be angry... He'd rather not feel anything tbh. ]

Having dog ears is kinda nice I guess.

[ For once in his life maybe he doesn't look intimidating. ]

[onehole]

Is it too personal to ask why you don't want it to?

[ ............... ]

Woof-woof.

[saezuru]

I don't like being angry.
That's all.

[ That's clearly NOT all... but he isn't the type to spill on the network. ]

🐶
Dogs are cute.

[onehole]

I don't think anyone does.

[ Very clearly, but it's cool.
Fukuda's an ex-serial killer. He gets it.
Some things take time to work through. ]

They are cute.
Haha, would you let me pet your head?

[saezuru]

With Sanguis, I feel like it controls me.
It should be the other way around.

[ There you go, there's a little more crumbs into the mystery of Doumeki. ]

Sure.
I'm tall though, 190cm.

[onehole]

Well, we hope can always control our anger.
To be honest, I can't say I've ever felt very angry.
I wonder if I'd feel it if I was Sanguis...

[ It's what he gets for drilling a hole through his head. ]

OH HEY!
We're the same height!
Height twins.

[saezuru]

That's why I don't like it.
I can handle the rest, but being angry... I hate it.

[ Strong reaction coming from this guy. ]

Oh! Cool.
I don't know anyone else who is my same height.

[onehole]

I have a solution.
But it's not the best.

[ That is a very strong reaction, Mr. Normal. ]

Very cool.
I also don't know anyone my height.
It tended to scare a lot of people. :c

[ Like the scar and hole in his head wasn't enough............... ]

[saezuru]

What is it?

[ The solution is to drill a hole in his head, isn't it. ]

I know what you mean.
People are intimidated by me as well.

[onehole]

You could try drilling a hole in your head.

[ IT'S LIKE YOU'RE PSYCHIC. ]

I'm also a little awkward around people.
This post is doing better than I thought.
I suppose odd things that people say feels less odd when it's in this format.

[ I mean also ex-serial killer, but that's real complicated. ]

[saezuru]

[ Doumeki voice: what the fuck. ]

No thanks.

People like things that can distract them.
Nothing to lose when it's just over text.

[onehole]

It isn't for everyone.

It's true.
It's very nice. :)
We're no longer intimidating over here.

[saezuru]

[ Normally people would be a lot more freaked out, but this is Doumeki after all. ]

I'm sure.

That's right.
No one can see how tall we are on this.

[onehole]

:)

[ ........... there is a brief moment when Fukuda isn't sure if this person is messing with him or not. Signs point to no, but??? ]

Right, right.
We can't loom over people.
Not that we mean to loom, haha.