soupervillain: (aha!)
GIOVANNI POTAGE ([personal profile] soupervillain) wrote in [community profile] prismatica2020-07-12 12:03 pm

un: coolguy

CALLING ALL VILLAINS, EVILDOERS, AND GENERAL BAD GUYS!!!

GOOD GUYS DO NOT READ THIS!!!

(that means you)

Okay, now that that's out of the way! I'm Giovanni Potage, captain of the Banzai Blasters. (Please hold all autograph requests until we meet in person.) Any fellow bad guys want to team up and commit some crimes sometime? My knife-bat hand's getting kinda itchy, if you know what I mean. Know any good museums to rob? Shops to lift? Parks to litter in? Say the word!!

- Giovanni Potage
Captain of the Banzai Blasters
shrugsitoff: (pic#13606495)

[personal profile] shrugsitoff 2020-07-13 07:01 am (UTC)(link)
no offense
that sounds like something
a 5 yo would do
poopio: (114。)

[personal profile] poopio 2020-07-13 01:41 pm (UTC)(link)
I have not, but if one is required,
I can procure it an advance for my attendance.

Please feel free to conduct the proceedings as usual and do not mind my presence.
detao: 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚎𝚟𝚊𝚌𝚞𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚟𝚊𝚌𝚞𝚘𝚞𝚜 𝚎𝚡𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚌𝚞𝚛𝚍𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚢 (❪fear❫⦁𝚃𝚛𝚢 𝚝𝚘 𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚎𝚝)

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[personal profile] detao 2020-07-13 02:09 pm (UTC)(link)
You're only interested in petty crime?
strangulare: dns. (pic#14005562)

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[personal profile] strangulare 2020-07-13 05:54 pm (UTC)(link)
this is like...
one of the laaamest posts i've seen so far
how would u even know if the person replying is good or bad??? lol
think about it
shrugsitoff: (pic#13606495)

[personal profile] shrugsitoff 2020-07-13 10:39 pm (UTC)(link)
depends on whos watching him
evilgrows: (sweet screens bro)

[personal profile] evilgrows 2020-07-14 12:51 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm a completely reasonable scientist, actually.

But yes, I do make robots. It's been something getting everything to work correctly here, but I think I'm getting back into the swing of things.
spacedisaster: (No it's much worse)

[personal profile] spacedisaster 2020-07-14 03:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[ This guy's a riot, peter already likes him. ]

Noooo? Really? Tsh, how disrespectful. [ Says someone who also makes a living out of being a hero across the galaxy. ]

Maybe in the next post you should to add something more. A picture or a sign, maybe sparkly text?
ends: (lecture.)

[personal profile] ends 2020-07-14 06:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[ "will be." huh. he won't lie,this post is kind of cute and charming. it reminds him of home. ]

so you're not yet.

alright, well here's a tip: if you actually scream as loudly as I'm imagining from your CAPITAL TEXTING!!!

then you've got a great act for a distraction team. then you get a solid (and silent) team on the actual groundwork.
force_a_change: (Oh)

[personal profile] force_a_change 2020-07-14 10:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[Her laughter stops because she was honestly expecting this post to come from an adult-adult.]

No, I'm fine just being a normal kid around here. I was just laughing at your family name.
firstsaderesponder: (☝️ let me teach you)

un: supersadistmaster

[personal profile] firstsaderesponder 2020-07-15 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
so i'm a good guy but i'm also a sadist

[Yeah, check that username. He read the message anyways because, like everyone else here, he's not taking Giovanni seriously at all.]

so i have some good ideas. like you should rob all stores of mayonnaise
force_a_change: (Tee hee hee)

[personal profile] force_a_change 2020-07-15 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
[Questionable indeed!]

Your family name is a kind of soup though. And someone named after soup is trying to be a villain, it's funny.

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