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[grilletto]

okay so i have some questions for the general public
which is you guys

first: if you sent someone to jail on their birthday but they probably forgave you should you be worried that they or a family member is gonna
i don't know
come after you
or something like that
not that it happened
but hypothetically i guess

second: anyone have any thoughts on being called "puppy"?
is it a compliment?
an insult?
i kind of need some outside opinions here

uhhh
yeah that's it
thanks

[ all replies will be anonymous unless stated otherwise ]

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[grilletto]

[ Excuse you, do you think he's Tartuffe the Spry Wonder Dog?? ]

then what do YOU think about?
i mean i just kind of let things come to me naturally
one time i wondered how many chickens you'd need to take down an elephant
sometimes something just gets in your head and you can't help it, you know?

[torsion]

[ She has literally no idea what to think of this anonymous monster. There's clearly something going on but she's definitely not in a position to judge.

This will not stop her from doing so, of course. ]

My partner, explosives, dinner, training, a bad joke my friend told me once eleven years ago, dogs, mental mapping the city, my other partners, eating burgers, taking a bath, reading, lockpicking, half the lyrics to every AC/DC song...
Gardening and if my phone is charged?
Normal things.
I guess I can't argue with your logic but
that's not a thought I've had or would have use for.

[grilletto]

see i think about a lot of those things too
but most of those are things you can't really ask
or you already know the answer to

two questions: what's the bad joke and how do you feel about the carpenters?

[torsion]

That doesn't mean I don't think about questions.

I was almost crushed to death by a mechanism that brought the ceiling down to the ground.
My friend said I was almost a Jill sandwich.
And carpenters are useful? I mean that's a broad question. I don't think about them regularly, if that's what you mean.

[grilletto]

huh
i guess that's one of those you had to be there things
i had a bullet wound closed with a stapler once

but i meant the band
the carpenters?
karen carpenter?
i mean carpenter carpenters are pretty useful but that's not what i meant

[torsion]

No, it wasn't funny then, either.
But he's been telling people about it for years now like it still is.
Honestly, if normal staples work I don't see the issue as a temporary solution.

Oh.
They're alright. Not really my kind of music.

[grilletto]

yeah i can see how it wouldn't be funny
but it was staples and tape
so it looked pretty badass
we took care of it in a restroom so i'm not sure how sanitary it was
but i'm still alive so whatever i guess

god
why doesn't anyone appreciate them the way i do
this is unreal

[torsion]

Gotta do what you gotta do.
I've used saran wrap before so I'm not judging you or anything. Sometimes you just need to make it to a point you can better take care of yourself.

Because I like hard rock, sorry.
Just not into that kind of music overall.
If it makes you feel better I don't think about music much in general. I do play piano, but I don't keep up with bands or anything.

[grilletto]

yeah fair enough
but holy shit
you know how to play the piano too?
so what don't you do?
i know you can fight and you know weapons and stuff

[torsion]

Yeah. I'm not a concert pianist by any stretch, especially with less practice over the past decade, but I can read and write music.
The thing I can't do is relax and live day-to-day, I guess.

Hm. I saw Abbacchio mentioned above.
I know you, but I can tell you're not Jotaro.
I have a few ideas, but I'm not willing to show my hand yet.

[ HOLY SHIT is this guy not Jotaro, that's for sure. ]

[grilletto]

[ shit!! just what he needed, one more person to out him ]

huh abbacchio?
lots of people know him, right?

[torsion]

Not well enough to mention him here. Or that would know me, as well.
He's popular with reason and a great guy, but
Hm

[ Okay. Who is this weird that she knows that also knows Abbacchio? She feels like she's honing in. ]

[grilletto]

hey now
you don't have to figure out who i am, right?
that's kind of the point of anonymous?
right?

[torsion]

Yeah, but now I'm curious.

[grilletto]

i'm just a friend of a friend
i swear!

[torsion]

I can't imagine anyone talking about me or what I do to other people.

[grilletto]

what
seriously?
no way! i mean you do
the lessons and stuff???
someone definitely talks about you!!

[torsion]

There are other more interesting things to talk about than me, especially considering this place.
Hell, I can't imagine anyone would pinpoint me here.
So you're definitely someone I know. Especially with how you're protesting.

[grilletto]

you don't know me

[ mista it's not working ]

[torsion]

I'm definitely gonna figure it out now.
And I don't think you're Carlos so...

[grilletto]

oh shit you got me
that's me
carlos

[torsion]

He types shittier than this.

[grilletto]

surprise
i

[ fuck he just told someone they didn't know how to spell because of this ???? ]

wuz just tryin 2 trick u
haha
i got u

[torsion]

Okay. I'll bite.
So, if you're him, then why were you so defensive about being anonymous and now suddenly you're happy to tell me it's you.
Instead of knocking on my door and asking these questions to me because I'm happy to give advice or explain how affection and teasing can work, you know.

he's dying very slowly

[grilletto]

becuz you caught me
*u
if u know who i am y am i gonna lie

anyway
i wuz embarrassed
right