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[schmisse]

[ What does one do after the Cordis cycle, after a tiring few days? Stay in bed and... post because she has nothing better to do. She will be judging everyone. ]


Out of curiosity, how many of you are looking for moonlacing partners? I mean, you could probably just ask a friend or something, but for the more available, what do you have to offer that makes you stand out from the others who are looking for partners?

Show a picture of yourself and what you're looking for. I'll provide a sample.

NAME Reyvenne AGE 53 LOOKING FOR I need a lot of money. A LOT. I'm a bandit but I don't want to live a life of crime here so I'm going to need to moonlace with at least 30 people a month. OFFERING What. You don't think I'm hot?

((Feel free to advertise your chars or someone else!! Here's the code:
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Comments

[sealeted]

How modern is ‘modern’ to you?

[sealeted]

I’m used to dropping a lot of money in churches, so I don’t mind helping out at all.

What sort of things does enchanted calligraphy do? Is it a Light-related skill, or something teachable?

[killful]

You make it sound like the whole town's after me! Do I look like such a terrible person to you? But I'm so cute and cool! 😄

[kill him]

No, it's for another reason. But I can't say here.

[menphina]

All of that is really just going over my head, lass- [ But she is retaining it because what else can she do— It's not like Robin will tell her anything. She's going to kick him off his goddamn tree for that, maybe. ] But if it's as important as you say, then shouldn't they be introducing themselves by a different name in the first place?

[ And that explanation makes her twitch at Robin. ]

... I'd like to know the same thing. Not that he'll ever explain himself! Ah this is frustrating. Are you a fan of sweets, lass?

[ritterstand]

But as the loyal vassals of the Lord of Flames, we have to help! For his kingdom!!

[killful]

Oh, Gawain's here too. Cool!

I guess it's too early to ask if you've gotten any hits. Tell us your ideal partner then, potato man!

[4leafring]

[ but those are the great things! what more do you need to see it's awesomeness ]

I've never tried to make it. I just buy it. I guess you could make it at home. But it's not King Pudding like that. It's just pudding, I guess. That's fine too, as long as it tastes like it.

Back home, my friends cook for me and put him everywhere. Maybe that can work, too.

[killful]

I hope that cute little guy isn't sentient...

leaves you on read

[4leafring]

I'm not dumb, that can't happen.

Pudding goes in your stomach.

i'm so sorry

[4leafring]

Sentient? No, he's King Pudding.

[sealeted]

Some do! Back home, there’s someone who just goes by “Nameless” for instance. And here I think he’s mostly just using “Robin,” or at least he is at work. For Servants, the only thing that they always get to keep is their identity. Different people treasure that in different ways. I have another Servant who whipped out his True Name within five minutes of us meeting, which was really odd.

The biggest. I’m eating shortcake right now, actually.

[She attaches a short short clip.]

I live for this shit

[killful]

That doesn't explain anything!
Look at the lil guy. He's got a face. That just makes me feel bad!

[4leafring]

I just explained it though! He's right there.

Wait.

You don't eat him!!! You eat the pudding!!!

[killful]

Huh?? If he's not pudding then what is he?!

[4leafring]

He's King before he's Pudding! You can't just eat the king...

Can you?

[resound]

[ ... ]

They say you are what you eat...
Anyway
It’s just pudding, isn’t it
How do you not have the chroma for that

[4leafring]

Who's they? I'm not a doctor but you gotta tell them they're wrong.
And it's not just pudding. It's King Pudding. There's a difference.
I
Uh
I...bought [ a different crapload of food ]other stuff.
I had pudding before, so I really didn't think about it.

[resound]

It’s not an actual king.
There’s no nation for it to rule over.
Pudding is pudding.

[ what the fuck is this discussion even ]

Go shake hands with someone and buy one.

i hate you so much AASDBSA

[4leafring]

Then why does it have a crown?
It's the king of P. U. D. D. I. NGS.
Not a nation

[ checkmate, atheist furry. ]

But if I get more than a handshake, then I get more pudding.
It's called the economy.
One's not gonna last me. Plus, I dont even know if they have King Pudding in this place...

I HATE YOU MORE???

[resound]

You can't be a king if you're not actually ruling everything
It's like
Putting a crown on your head won't make you the king of idiots

[ ... because tamaki doesn't need one for that title. go checkmate yourself. ]

And don't fucking say the puddings count.


How much do you even eat a day if you need to buy that much

i hate you mostest

[4leafring]

They do, though
You're not making any sense. Why would his name be KING Pudding then?
I can't be the king of idiots if I'm not King Tamaki
That and no crown either

It depends. If I have ten, and I divide them through the day, I can have

[typing...]

A pudding every two hours
If I have more, I can eat more

[spah]

Howdy again, Miss Rosalene.

Speak of the devil, I've been meaning to tell you. Got in with Lunar Scientia. Research and development, to be exact.

[THIS IS THE LEAST HELPFUL RESPONSE ON A DATING APP EVER BUT FROM SCIENTIST TO SCIENTIST U FEEL ME RIGHT]

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[cadeuces]

NAME Jack AGE 55 LOOKING FOR A nice man who realizes they'll have to be a bit patient, who enjoys morning runs and simple cups of coffee. Someone who can keep up as easily as they can slow down. "I'm not a young man, anymore." OFFERING A good heart, a good hug, and loyalty earned.

( Angela Ziegler is going to die a glorious death but it will be worth it. Prismatica, meet her commander! He's excellent and needs some help. )

[codecmoment]

Hi there! I'm a researcher too but I do tech stuff - engineering. Also my moon phase makes me a cuddly bunny, so if you're okay with a scruffy dude, you can pet me for some cash.

[codecmoment]

I'm an older guy - close to forty - and my live-in partner is kind of like that. Maybe the three of us could hang out sometime. I think it would be nice if Dave had a grumpy guy friend, too. ＼(＾▽＾)／