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[unhappy]

Hey, so, I don't know my birthday.

(If you want to know why, click here for all the bg info you need)

How do you pick one?

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[glorifies]

People who do laundry aren't suspicious.

[ Why is she so silly!!! ]

[unhappy]

[ She swallows before speaking. ]

They aren't unsuspicious either.

[glorifies]

The people I pay are professionals.

[unhappy]

Professionals are the shadiest of all sometimes.

[ Very shady!! Even headmasters of schools and scientists can be shady! ]

Anyway, I'll be coming over to inspect and approve them so it's fine.

[glorifies]

[ She's ridiculous... ]

You're so weird.

[unhappy]

I don't want to hear that from a guy eating his sandwich with utensils!

[ WHO IS THE RIDICULOUS ONE!! She's laughing though. ]

[glorifies]

People do this all the time.

[ It's not weird!! Just ask his father. This is how Masaomi Akashi would eat a hoagie. ]

[unhappy]

I've never been to your world but I feel like that's not true anyway.

[ She'll ask Mayuzumi later but she's PRETTY sure!! ]

[glorifies]

I'm not lying.

[ And he feels a little prickly that she's not taking his word for it... :x

Once he's finished the small part that he cut for himself, he decides that he's done eating. He's full now, anyway. ]

You can have the rest.

[unhappy]

Already? I thought you were going to help me eat it all!

[ though that just means lots of leftovers, that's fine. She finishes her stuff too now. ]

[glorifies]

I'm full already.

[ You gotta blow him for him to eat more... ]

[unhappy]

More for later I guess..

[ anyway. She starts putting the leftovers away. ]

[glorifies]

The sandwich could last for at least two days...

[ It's so big, Em :(!! ]

[unhappy]

No way, the bread will dry out before then. We have to eat it for every meal.

[ No wasting!! ]

[glorifies]

Yes, but it would still last two days. It's very big.

[ Two days for Akashi, anyway. ]

Although I'm not sure... Can you finish this in one sitting?

[unhappy]

I can. I'll regret it so much, but I can.

[ He'll have to realize that his girlfriend goes to the bathroom if she eats the whole thing. ]

[glorifies]

Don't eat so much, then. You can have some for breakfast tomorrow.

[ In fact, he'll insist that Emerald not finish the sandwich! ]

[unhappy]

I won't! You just asked if I could, not if I was planning on it...

[ She just hates wasting food, don't underestimate her!! ]

[glorifies]

I'm only reminding you.

[ Now that he's done though, he waits for her to finish so they can keep the food. ]

[unhappy]

Hmm... Would you take care of me if I did make myself sick?

[ Because.

She will. ]

[glorifies]

I would take care of you regardless, but please don't get sick.

[ Don't worry him too much, Em :( ]

[unhappy]

I don't want to be, don't worry.

[ She'll just.. file that away for if she ever thinks he's taking way too much interest in someone else so she can get his attention back on her. You know, like a healthy person. ]

[glorifies]

[ What if he was paying attention to Mayuzumi, though? ]

What do you want to do when you're done eating?

[unhappy]

[ That's okay unless they're both ignoring her. Then they can both take care of her. >:( ]

Hm... Hold onto you while you did whatever you were planning already.

[glorifies]

I was going to sit down and play shogi.

[ By himself, no less!! ]