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[grilletto]

okay so i have some questions for the general public
which is you guys

first: if you sent someone to jail on their birthday but they probably forgave you should you be worried that they or a family member is gonna
i don't know
come after you
or something like that
not that it happened
but hypothetically i guess

second: anyone have any thoughts on being called "puppy"?
is it a compliment?
an insult?
i kind of need some outside opinions here

uhhh
yeah that's it
thanks

[ all replies will be anonymous unless stated otherwise ]

Comments

[torsion]

Context is everything when you want answers.

Yeah, well, swallow your pride on that.
Just be happy someone thinks of you.

You literally started off a post by asking something weird. It's not really unexpected at this point.
I guess it can be weird, I understand. "Partner" can mean a lot of things.
If it really bothered me I just wouldn't have answered.

Thanks. I think?

[grilletto]

yeah you're right
i should be happy about it
maybe i'm just not used to shit like that

and what i asked was weirdly specific
a weird question would be more like
what if one day you woke up and you were a chicken nugget?

[torsion]

When my partner compliments me or teases me I don't really know how to react, either.
But I don't make posts about it.

It can be both but just so you know, I really hate that you said those words.

[grilletto]

yeah well you're probably more emotionally equipped for it
or something

would you have liked it more if i asked you if you ever just wanted to be mashed potatoes?
i mean that was the next option...

[torsion]

Thanks. I'll take that compliment, at least.

When I find out who you are, I'm going to take your phone away.
You obviously aren't using it responsibly.
And the answer is no.

[ She refuses to believe this person isn't high. ]

[grilletto]

[ Joke's on you, Jill, Mista's part of the D.A.R.E program!! ]

what the hell
how am i not being responsible
i'm asking before acting right
they're just questions???
don't tell me you don't have questions sometimes
questions that don't really have answers?

[torsion]

[ Anthromorphic lion shirt and all. Yeah, she'd believe it. ]

None of them involve imagining being food!
Who does that?
How often do you think these things?

[ HankHillThatKidAin'tRight.wav ]

[grilletto]

[ Excuse you, do you think he's Tartuffe the Spry Wonder Dog?? ]

then what do YOU think about?
i mean i just kind of let things come to me naturally
one time i wondered how many chickens you'd need to take down an elephant
sometimes something just gets in your head and you can't help it, you know?

[torsion]

[ She has literally no idea what to think of this anonymous monster. There's clearly something going on but she's definitely not in a position to judge.

This will not stop her from doing so, of course. ]

My partner, explosives, dinner, training, a bad joke my friend told me once eleven years ago, dogs, mental mapping the city, my other partners, eating burgers, taking a bath, reading, lockpicking, half the lyrics to every AC/DC song...
Gardening and if my phone is charged?
Normal things.
I guess I can't argue with your logic but
that's not a thought I've had or would have use for.

[grilletto]

see i think about a lot of those things too
but most of those are things you can't really ask
or you already know the answer to

two questions: what's the bad joke and how do you feel about the carpenters?

[torsion]

That doesn't mean I don't think about questions.

I was almost crushed to death by a mechanism that brought the ceiling down to the ground.
My friend said I was almost a Jill sandwich.
And carpenters are useful? I mean that's a broad question. I don't think about them regularly, if that's what you mean.

[grilletto]

huh
i guess that's one of those you had to be there things
i had a bullet wound closed with a stapler once

but i meant the band
the carpenters?
karen carpenter?
i mean carpenter carpenters are pretty useful but that's not what i meant

[torsion]

No, it wasn't funny then, either.
But he's been telling people about it for years now like it still is.
Honestly, if normal staples work I don't see the issue as a temporary solution.

Oh.
They're alright. Not really my kind of music.

[grilletto]

yeah i can see how it wouldn't be funny
but it was staples and tape
so it looked pretty badass
we took care of it in a restroom so i'm not sure how sanitary it was
but i'm still alive so whatever i guess

god
why doesn't anyone appreciate them the way i do
this is unreal

[torsion]

Gotta do what you gotta do.
I've used saran wrap before so I'm not judging you or anything. Sometimes you just need to make it to a point you can better take care of yourself.

Because I like hard rock, sorry.
Just not into that kind of music overall.
If it makes you feel better I don't think about music much in general. I do play piano, but I don't keep up with bands or anything.

[grilletto]

yeah fair enough
but holy shit
you know how to play the piano too?
so what don't you do?
i know you can fight and you know weapons and stuff

[torsion]

Yeah. I'm not a concert pianist by any stretch, especially with less practice over the past decade, but I can read and write music.
The thing I can't do is relax and live day-to-day, I guess.

Hm. I saw Abbacchio mentioned above.
I know you, but I can tell you're not Jotaro.
I have a few ideas, but I'm not willing to show my hand yet.

[ HOLY SHIT is this guy not Jotaro, that's for sure. ]

[grilletto]

[ shit!! just what he needed, one more person to out him ]

huh abbacchio?
lots of people know him, right?

[torsion]

Not well enough to mention him here. Or that would know me, as well.
He's popular with reason and a great guy, but
Hm

[ Okay. Who is this weird that she knows that also knows Abbacchio? She feels like she's honing in. ]

[grilletto]

hey now
you don't have to figure out who i am, right?
that's kind of the point of anonymous?
right?

[torsion]

Yeah, but now I'm curious.

[grilletto]

i'm just a friend of a friend
i swear!

[torsion]

I can't imagine anyone talking about me or what I do to other people.

[grilletto]

what
seriously?
no way! i mean you do
the lessons and stuff???
someone definitely talks about you!!

[torsion]

There are other more interesting things to talk about than me, especially considering this place.
Hell, I can't imagine anyone would pinpoint me here.
So you're definitely someone I know. Especially with how you're protesting.