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[schmisse]

[ What does one do after the Cordis cycle, after a tiring few days? Stay in bed and... post because she has nothing better to do. She will be judging everyone. ]


Out of curiosity, how many of you are looking for moonlacing partners? I mean, you could probably just ask a friend or something, but for the more available, what do you have to offer that makes you stand out from the others who are looking for partners?

Show a picture of yourself and what you're looking for. I'll provide a sample.

NAME Reyvenne AGE 53 LOOKING FOR I need a lot of money. A LOT. I'm a bandit but I don't want to live a life of crime here so I'm going to need to moonlace with at least 30 people a month. OFFERING What. You don't think I'm hot?

((Feel free to advertise your chars or someone else!! Here's the code:
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[nodus]

NAME Ye Xiu. AGE Does this matter? LOOKING FOR Anyone interested in winning the LmaO tournament coming up. OFFERING Rather than listing what I can do, I'll just show you. Also: you can have the prize money if we win. It's 15 million demichroma, I think.

[resound]

Why the fuck would you be stupid enough to give up all the prize money.
Honestly
That's half the point, isn't it.

[nodus]

Not for me. I just want victory.

What would I even do with that much money?

[resound]

Victory isn't an accepted currency at the conbini.
And you wouldn't have all 15 million in the first place

Seriously, do you know how much a million is

[menphina]

Why the hells are you giving up ALL the prize money?! At least split it evenly, Ser Glory!

[nodus]

I don't have any use for it though. I guess I could split my share with everyone who lives with us?

[menphina]

Give it up to people that help you in the tournament! I want to join, too!! Not that I'm any good, yet!

... granted, I don't need it either. I've got lots of Chroma usually. Though I need to fix your balcony as well. I found something nice for it!

[kiritin]

Not mentioning your age in an advertisement only helps people see you in a negative light, Ye Xiu.

[ Unlike the losers above, Arjuna doesn't care if he's giving up the money. GG buddy. ]

[menphina]

[ Who the fuck are you calling a loser you slut. ]

[kiritin]

[ If the shoe fits................ ]

[nodus]

You think so? I didn't think it would matter since I'm just looking for teammates to play a game with you.

[ he also just wants to win a championship nbd. ]

[finethanks]

"I'll just show you." That sounds so familiar, you know? I wonder where I've heard it before?

[nodus]

Didn't I show you what I'm capable of though?

[ he keeps his promises!! ]

[sealeted]

Have you been playing the game very long? You seem passionate about it.

[nodus]

Not this game in particular, but I have been playing it since I got here. There's another game that I've been playing for more than years now though...

[scarsnstripes]

15 million?!?!?!?!

[nodus]

15 million! Isn't that nice?

[ciao]

i love playing games!

this is that one that was being advertised right???
i've never played it before
but i would be willing to start

[nodus]

Yeah, it is. It's everywhere right now.

But come play with me! I can teach you the basics. It's pretty fun.

text; SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY!!

[originbullets]

( Kiritsugu knows jack all about video games. Well, barring late 80s games like pong and tetris, but he's a merc at heart and keen to learn! S o. )

I'm in.

( He doesn't need to say anything more than that, right? )

LMFOSDH this is so cute

[nodus]

[ IF ONLY IT WERE THAT EASY... not that ye xiu minds training people, but you know. ]

Great! Have you ever played at a professional level before?

[notblayde]

idgaf about the money either

im in

[nodus]

Most people so far questioned why I didn't want it - so this is a refreshing response.

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[gluhen]

What is this LmaO tournament you keep speaking of? It sounds as frivolous as the Grandsky Rumble.

[nodus]

It's a tournament for a video game. Where you can win a lot of money.