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[unhappy]

Hey, so, I don't know my birthday.

(If you want to know why, click here for all the bg info you need)

How do you pick one?

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[unhappy]

[ Busted!! She straightens up, then goes to grab a napkin to wipe her hands with. Then, she puts the milk away. ]

[glorifies]

[ Once the table's set and the hoagie has been transferred there, he sits down and waits for Emerald to sit with him.

Akashi fully intends to not use his hands to eat the sandwich. Watch him, Em. ]

[unhappy]

It's not going to taste right if you don't squish it.

[ She sits down across from him, holding her hands out. ]

Do you want me to do it?

[glorifies]

[ He actually slices a small part and squishes it with the flat of his knife. ]

That's alright, you don't need to. I'm fine.

[unhappy]

Okay, eat your sandwich with a fork and knife. So weird...

[ what an extraterrestrial ]

[glorifies]

This is perfectly reasonable.

[ He's not the only one who eats sandwiches with a knife and a fork, ok!! ]

Ah, I have a dishwasher now, by the way. I plan on buying my own washing machine and dryer next.

[unhappy]

I've never seen someone eat a sandwich with a knife and a fork.

[ Never!! Though she blinks because of what he said. ]

Wait, you want to wash your own clothes!?

[ Forget the dishwasher, what is this weird revelation?!! ]

[glorifies]

I would still pay the cleaners to do the laundry, but I think it's more efficient to have a machine here than go to the laundromat every so often.

[ At least, he seems to think it's a better idea! ]

[unhappy]

I guess.. that way you only have to pay one suspicious person.

[ she thinks for a second, then decides to take a bite and tilt her head in thought as she chews. ]

[glorifies]

People who do laundry aren't suspicious.

[ Why is she so silly!!! ]

[unhappy]

[ She swallows before speaking. ]

They aren't unsuspicious either.

[glorifies]

The people I pay are professionals.

[unhappy]

Professionals are the shadiest of all sometimes.

[ Very shady!! Even headmasters of schools and scientists can be shady! ]

Anyway, I'll be coming over to inspect and approve them so it's fine.

[glorifies]

[ She's ridiculous... ]

You're so weird.

[unhappy]

I don't want to hear that from a guy eating his sandwich with utensils!

[ WHO IS THE RIDICULOUS ONE!! She's laughing though. ]

[glorifies]

People do this all the time.

[ It's not weird!! Just ask his father. This is how Masaomi Akashi would eat a hoagie. ]

[unhappy]

I've never been to your world but I feel like that's not true anyway.

[ She'll ask Mayuzumi later but she's PRETTY sure!! ]

[glorifies]

I'm not lying.

[ And he feels a little prickly that she's not taking his word for it... :x

Once he's finished the small part that he cut for himself, he decides that he's done eating. He's full now, anyway. ]

You can have the rest.

[unhappy]

Already? I thought you were going to help me eat it all!

[ though that just means lots of leftovers, that's fine. She finishes her stuff too now. ]

[glorifies]

I'm full already.

[ You gotta blow him for him to eat more... ]

[unhappy]

More for later I guess..

[ anyway. She starts putting the leftovers away. ]

[glorifies]

The sandwich could last for at least two days...

[ It's so big, Em :(!! ]

[unhappy]

No way, the bread will dry out before then. We have to eat it for every meal.

[ No wasting!! ]

[glorifies]

Yes, but it would still last two days. It's very big.

[ Two days for Akashi, anyway. ]

Although I'm not sure... Can you finish this in one sitting?

[unhappy]

I can. I'll regret it so much, but I can.

[ He'll have to realize that his girlfriend goes to the bathroom if she eats the whole thing. ]