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okay so i have some questions for the general public
which is you guys

first: if you sent someone to jail on their birthday but they probably forgave you should you be worried that they or a family member is gonna
i don't know
come after you
or something like that
not that it happened
but hypothetically i guess

second: anyone have any thoughts on being called "puppy"?
is it a compliment?
an insult?
i kind of need some outside opinions here

uhhh
yeah that's it
thanks

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i could be asking for a friend
probably

i mean they do it kind of like they're teasing
and i whenever i say something they use their wiles on me!
i get distracted and forget what i'm saying and the whole damn thing starts again

every day and night though?
are you and your partner like
partner partners?

I can't tell if you're joking. You're joking, right?

Then you have your answer. They like seeing you flustered, too.
Probably think you're really cute when they do it.

He and I aren't like that.

[ Jill actually wasn't sure how to answer that. But now that she's thinking about it, she's a little surprised no one else has ever asked that about her and Chris. First time for everything? ]

We'd lost our homes and were traveling together for a while as mercenaries.
So, we'd often just sleep where and whenever we could.
My partner-partner is here, though.
I guess I'd call him a puppy. "Dog" just sounds mean.

maybe
maybe not
does it matter?

maybe that's part of the problem
i'm not sure i wanna be seen as cute
i'm a cool guy
not a cute guy
person
whatever

ah sorry i didn't mean to ask something weird though
it just kind of sounded that way when you said day and night
but i guess i can't assume something like that anyway
i've been in the same kind of situation and i should've known better
i don't think anyone was together like that
not that it matters to you really

Context is everything when you want answers.

Yeah, well, swallow your pride on that.
Just be happy someone thinks of you.

You literally started off a post by asking something weird. It's not really unexpected at this point.
I guess it can be weird, I understand. "Partner" can mean a lot of things.
If it really bothered me I just wouldn't have answered.

Thanks. I think?

yeah you're right
i should be happy about it
maybe i'm just not used to shit like that

and what i asked was weirdly specific
a weird question would be more like
what if one day you woke up and you were a chicken nugget?

When my partner compliments me or teases me I don't really know how to react, either.
But I don't make posts about it.

It can be both but just so you know, I really hate that you said those words.

yeah well you're probably more emotionally equipped for it
or something

would you have liked it more if i asked you if you ever just wanted to be mashed potatoes?
i mean that was the next option...

Thanks. I'll take that compliment, at least.

When I find out who you are, I'm going to take your phone away.
You obviously aren't using it responsibly.
And the answer is no.

[ She refuses to believe this person isn't high. ]

[ Joke's on you, Jill, Mista's part of the D.A.R.E program!! ]

what the hell
how am i not being responsible
i'm asking before acting right
they're just questions???
don't tell me you don't have questions sometimes
questions that don't really have answers?

[ Anthromorphic lion shirt and all. Yeah, she'd believe it. ]

None of them involve imagining being food!
Who does that?
How often do you think these things?

[ HankHillThatKidAin'tRight.wav ]

[ Excuse you, do you think he's Tartuffe the Spry Wonder Dog?? ]

then what do YOU think about?
i mean i just kind of let things come to me naturally
one time i wondered how many chickens you'd need to take down an elephant
sometimes something just gets in your head and you can't help it, you know?

[ She has literally no idea what to think of this anonymous monster. There's clearly something going on but she's definitely not in a position to judge.

This will not stop her from doing so, of course. ]

My partner, explosives, dinner, training, a bad joke my friend told me once eleven years ago, dogs, mental mapping the city, my other partners, eating burgers, taking a bath, reading, lockpicking, half the lyrics to every AC/DC song...
Gardening and if my phone is charged?
Normal things.
I guess I can't argue with your logic but
that's not a thought I've had or would have use for.

see i think about a lot of those things too
but most of those are things you can't really ask
or you already know the answer to

two questions: what's the bad joke and how do you feel about the carpenters?

That doesn't mean I don't think about questions.

I was almost crushed to death by a mechanism that brought the ceiling down to the ground.
My friend said I was almost a Jill sandwich.
And carpenters are useful? I mean that's a broad question. I don't think about them regularly, if that's what you mean.

huh
i guess that's one of those you had to be there things
i had a bullet wound closed with a stapler once

but i meant the band
the carpenters?
karen carpenter?
i mean carpenter carpenters are pretty useful but that's not what i meant

No, it wasn't funny then, either.
But he's been telling people about it for years now like it still is.
Honestly, if normal staples work I don't see the issue as a temporary solution.

Oh.
They're alright. Not really my kind of music.

yeah i can see how it wouldn't be funny
but it was staples and tape
so it looked pretty badass
we took care of it in a restroom so i'm not sure how sanitary it was
but i'm still alive so whatever i guess

god
why doesn't anyone appreciate them the way i do
this is unreal

Gotta do what you gotta do.
I've used saran wrap before so I'm not judging you or anything. Sometimes you just need to make it to a point you can better take care of yourself.

Because I like hard rock, sorry.
Just not into that kind of music overall.
If it makes you feel better I don't think about music much in general. I do play piano, but I don't keep up with bands or anything.

yeah fair enough
but holy shit
you know how to play the piano too?
so what don't you do?
i know you can fight and you know weapons and stuff

Yeah. I'm not a concert pianist by any stretch, especially with less practice over the past decade, but I can read and write music.
The thing I can't do is relax and live day-to-day, I guess.

Hm. I saw Abbacchio mentioned above.
I know you, but I can tell you're not Jotaro.
I have a few ideas, but I'm not willing to show my hand yet.

[ HOLY SHIT is this guy not Jotaro, that's for sure. ]

[ shit!! just what he needed, one more person to out him ]

huh abbacchio?
lots of people know him, right?

Not well enough to mention him here. Or that would know me, as well.
He's popular with reason and a great guy, but
Hm

[ Okay. Who is this weird that she knows that also knows Abbacchio? She feels like she's honing in. ]

hey now
you don't have to figure out who i am, right?
that's kind of the point of anonymous?
right?

Yeah, but now I'm curious.

i'm just a friend of a friend
i swear!

a+ thank you for that first tag there

it's not untrue

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