text 🥂 RATE THAT ASS//NSFW!!!!!

[champagnetower]

Greetings, one and all! I'm feeling rather frisky tonight, and I'm sure many of you are as well. That being the case, how about we play a fine game of "Rate That Ass"?

If you've never played this game before, allow me to tell you the rules! It's rather simple. All it takes is posting a photo of an ass, and have others rate it!

That's all! Now, go forth and Rate That Ass!



[ooc: linking is fine too if that's what you prefer ✨ and to reiterate due to the content of ass images could get nsfw

If you don't know how to resize your images using code you can use this:

<img src="image url here" width="350px or any size">

Comments

anonymous

[oomfies]

heyy everyone since we're all sharing

[ Just minding your own business while scrolling through this thirst post?? Get ready for an ass out pic reminiscent of this even if you're not ready!

With the added flair of having the face and body of this prehistoric man pictured below: ]



tbh this is probably the biggest ass I've seen all year.. put that shit away lol

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[antipatheia]

delete this

[oomfies]

idk i'm an anon so i can't!!
once it's there it's there forever..
what's so bad about it anyway?

[antipatheia]

this is not an accurate
representation of myself
i dont approve

[oomfies]

umm but.. it's you?? 🤔
make it make sense

un. viadolorosa

[raptura]

I'm kissing you on the face op, this is going on my fridge! wonderful.

[antipatheia]

absolutely not

[raptura]

What, I can't admire artwork of you now? I'm framing this and you can't stop me.

[antipatheia]

this is not artwork !

[oomfies]

[ rrrrr.... pucci unironically having a framed photo of DIEGO on his fridge but not HER? is she jealous?? absolutely not, ]

yw lol just doing what the public wants me to do!❤️

[raptura]

[It's absolutely ironic because Diego's going to get the shits every time and that's honestly what Pucci lives for. Pissing Diego off. Not that he realises poor Lottie also knows his sugar baby, otherwise he'd fucking apologise for that mess, BUT ANYWAY,]

The public is very appreciative of your services, rest assured! The satisfaction I'm going to get from watching him tear it down every single morning, only to replace it...

It warms my heart.

[oomfies]

OH... well if THAT'S the case
does the public want the unedited png version???

[menphina]

why's he wearing a mattress

[antipatheia]

not a mattress
racing silks
are you blind ?

[menphina]

is that because you come too fast?

don't think you should be too proud of that

[antipatheia]

they're part of a uniform
you're either lacking in cultural knowledge
or you're just completely daft
perhaps both

[oomfies]

AH!!! omg you're right
eww who designed that MESS.. tragic!

[menphina]

the real tragedy is that someone decided to wear it

and thought it was alright to wear

[oomfies]

valid
someone give him a sponsor quick
otherwise we'll have to keep clowning him!!!

[nobodylikeshim]

An amazing ass-ociate.😍 😘 🥰

[oomfies]

[ don't mind lottie casually typing "cool ass puns to tell friends" into the search bar ]

damn.. this is a comment i can get behind! lollll

[nobodylikeshim]

thank you for your approval! i was a little worried that it was a little too cheeky. 🍑

[oomfies]

ok I think as a unit everyone is ok with you being cheeky
because you seem funny and also the only other person I've seen use emojis
but no one is ok with that Diego dude being cheeky!
ass out or otherwise!

[antipatheia]

despite the circumstances
i appreciate the sentiment

[nobodylikeshim]

i always have your back~ 💫 ⭐️ 🌟 ✨