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[unhappy]

Hey, so, I don't know my birthday.

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How do you pick one?

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[glorifies]

That's— That's not what I meant.

[ Also, that's way too exaggerated? Emerald, please... ]

If I don't notice people making advances, then they get discouraged.

[unhappy]

Are you sure they don't pine along after you in silent secrecy?

[ Suspicious!! ]

[glorifies]

... I don't want to think about that.

[unhappy]

[ notice them senpai ]

Which is why I just want to come over and make sure your cleaning person isn't being shady. I'll leave them alone if they aren't.

[glorifies]

Spend the day with me, if you'll be here when they are, anyway.

[ No leaving when she's content. They can cook something together or watch a movie or go out after the cleaning lady is done. ]

[unhappy]

Deal. But like, next week. When does your cleaning person come next?

[ ..Just because, you know, it's Sanguis starting tomorrow. This is not the best project to engage in when she's like that and she knows it. ]

[glorifies]

During the third week of the month.

[ He makes sure his place is clean every so often! Akashi cleans from time to time too, of course, but the hard work is really done by the person he pays for. ]

[unhappy]

I'll come over all day on the... 19th, then. Does that work?

[ 18th is triple moon so that's probably a bad idea. ]

[glorifies]

I don't have any plans on that day, so yes, it does.

[ That means he can mostly just stay in his apartment! ]

[unhappy]

Okay. Let's do something fun then... do you want to bake something? We can probably find something with vegetables in it.

[glorifies]

[ Ah! That sounds exciting... There's a little more joy in his voice and it's so obvious he's excited. ]

We can bake snacks and have a movie marathon afterwards.

[unhappy]

Movies with sound this time!

[ Not a silent film in a bubble!! She's determined and excited! ]

[glorifies]

That sounds fun, right?

[ Probably boring for some people, but Akashi's very content with being able to experience normal things with Emerald. ]

[unhappy]

As long as it's a good movie. Get something with lots of action, okay? I'll find some recipes.

[glorifies]

I'll ask around for recommendations.

[unhappy]

If I come up with at least two recipes, can one of them be super unhealthy as long as the other one is super healthy?

[glorifies]

[ Emerald is ridiculous... he loves it. ]

They balance each other out, don't they? And as long as no one else finds out, I think it should be fine.

[unhappy]

Top secret sweets for Seijuro?

[ So she'll end up bringing a recipe for like.. kale chips or something. ]

[glorifies]

Exactly.

[ No one must find out! ]

[unhappy]

It's a deal then.

..But that's a long way's off, so can I come over tonight? I'm right next to a hoagie shop.

[glorifies]

Will you stay over? I'll have to buy milk.

[ He ran out... ]

[unhappy]

Sure. I'll get milk on my way, I'm sure there's a convenience store on the way from here. Do you care what kind of hoagie I get?

[ They're splitting it, they're huge.. ]

[glorifies]

I don't know what a hoagie is.

[ But he's willing to try it if she likes it! ]

Surprise me?

[unhappy]

Oh. They're good. Do you need anything besides milk?

[ She'll get one with italian meats!! Whatever the translation of that to Remnant-ese then to Prismatican is. ]

[glorifies]

Yes. The person who'll be delivering the milk.

[ He's actually being gross on purpose right now. ]