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[unhappy]

Hey, so, I don't know my birthday.

(If you want to know why, click here for all the bg info you need)

How do you pick one?

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[unhappy]

Can you clean the shower for my birthday instead then? I get to watch obviously.

[ Watch him clean without his shirt... ]

[glorifies]

I— Emerald, I don't understand.

[ What is her fixation with him cleaning?? ]

[unhappy]

It's supposed to be really sexy for a guy to do chores for you. I've never had it happen before!

[glorifies]

I see...

[ ... He's never considered it before? He's not sure how that's sexy, but... if that's what Emerald wants. . . ]

Then, on your birthday?

[unhappy]

You can do it sooner if you want to test it.

[ ...She just doesn't want to do chores right now, honestly. ]

[glorifies]

Does it have to be Mayuzumi-san's shower?

[ Why not his? ]

[unhappy]

Does yours need to be cleaned?

[ because hers does ]

[glorifies]

I suppose it does... How do you know?

[ h e l p ]

[unhappy]

Seijuro, have you never cleaned your shower before?

[ Seijuro........................ she's showered in your shower???? ]

[glorifies]

I hire a housekeeping service to clean my apartment. A person comes in once every two weeks.

[ do you see how spoiled your boyfriend is ]

[unhappy]

I can't believe I let you touch my butt so you can afford a maid. Your maid isn't hot, right?

[ she'll end them ]

[glorifies]

I'm not attracted to anyone else but you and Mayuzumi-san, I promise you.

[unhappy]

Fine. I want to come watch them clean next time to make sure they're not trying to make any moves on you then. I know you won't do anything, that doesn't mean they won't.

[ It's not even Sanguis.. ]

[glorifies]

... Emerald, do you think everyone is attracted to me?

[unhappy]

No, but I think you're too nice to properly deter the people who are.

[glorifies]

Please don't worry.

[ Okay, maybe worry a little. Akashi's cougar landlady likes to give him food everyday... But everyone else? It's fine. ]

Half the time, when people make advances, I barely even notice it.

[unhappy]

How is that comforting!? I don't want you to have to have someone's hand down your pants for you to realize they need to back off!

[glorifies]

That's— That's not what I meant.

[ Also, that's way too exaggerated? Emerald, please... ]

If I don't notice people making advances, then they get discouraged.

[unhappy]

Are you sure they don't pine along after you in silent secrecy?

[ Suspicious!! ]

[glorifies]

... I don't want to think about that.

[unhappy]

[ notice them senpai ]

Which is why I just want to come over and make sure your cleaning person isn't being shady. I'll leave them alone if they aren't.

[glorifies]

Spend the day with me, if you'll be here when they are, anyway.

[ No leaving when she's content. They can cook something together or watch a movie or go out after the cleaning lady is done. ]

[unhappy]

Deal. But like, next week. When does your cleaning person come next?

[ ..Just because, you know, it's Sanguis starting tomorrow. This is not the best project to engage in when she's like that and she knows it. ]

[glorifies]

During the third week of the month.

[ He makes sure his place is clean every so often! Akashi cleans from time to time too, of course, but the hard work is really done by the person he pays for. ]

[unhappy]

I'll come over all day on the... 19th, then. Does that work?

[ 18th is triple moon so that's probably a bad idea. ]