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[unhappy]

Hey, so, I don't know my birthday.

(If you want to know why, click here for all the bg info you need)

How do you pick one?

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[unhappy]

I can't argue with that, I guess.

[ She'll stop messing with him about this at least. ]

[glorifies]

It's irrefutable.

[ Did he just win? Yes. He did. ]

[unhappy]

[ She knows. He's so funny. This is a normal couple thing to do cute weird no I love u more!! Stuff but he made it so.. ]

You are so weird.

[glorifies]

You're the one who wants me to do your laundry.

[ That's weird... ]

[unhappy]

Can you clean the shower for my birthday instead then? I get to watch obviously.

[ Watch him clean without his shirt... ]

[glorifies]

I— Emerald, I don't understand.

[ What is her fixation with him cleaning?? ]

[unhappy]

It's supposed to be really sexy for a guy to do chores for you. I've never had it happen before!

[glorifies]

I see...

[ ... He's never considered it before? He's not sure how that's sexy, but... if that's what Emerald wants. . . ]

Then, on your birthday?

[unhappy]

You can do it sooner if you want to test it.

[ ...She just doesn't want to do chores right now, honestly. ]

[glorifies]

Does it have to be Mayuzumi-san's shower?

[ Why not his? ]

[unhappy]

Does yours need to be cleaned?

[ because hers does ]

[glorifies]

I suppose it does... How do you know?

[ h e l p ]

[unhappy]

Seijuro, have you never cleaned your shower before?

[ Seijuro........................ she's showered in your shower???? ]

[glorifies]

I hire a housekeeping service to clean my apartment. A person comes in once every two weeks.

[ do you see how spoiled your boyfriend is ]

[unhappy]

I can't believe I let you touch my butt so you can afford a maid. Your maid isn't hot, right?

[ she'll end them ]

[glorifies]

I'm not attracted to anyone else but you and Mayuzumi-san, I promise you.

[unhappy]

Fine. I want to come watch them clean next time to make sure they're not trying to make any moves on you then. I know you won't do anything, that doesn't mean they won't.

[ It's not even Sanguis.. ]

[glorifies]

... Emerald, do you think everyone is attracted to me?

[unhappy]

No, but I think you're too nice to properly deter the people who are.

[glorifies]

Please don't worry.

[ Okay, maybe worry a little. Akashi's cougar landlady likes to give him food everyday... But everyone else? It's fine. ]

Half the time, when people make advances, I barely even notice it.

[unhappy]

How is that comforting!? I don't want you to have to have someone's hand down your pants for you to realize they need to back off!

[glorifies]

That's— That's not what I meant.

[ Also, that's way too exaggerated? Emerald, please... ]

If I don't notice people making advances, then they get discouraged.

[unhappy]

Are you sure they don't pine along after you in silent secrecy?

[ Suspicious!! ]

[glorifies]

... I don't want to think about that.

[unhappy]

[ notice them senpai ]

Which is why I just want to come over and make sure your cleaning person isn't being shady. I'll leave them alone if they aren't.