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[unhappy]

Hey, so, I don't know my birthday.

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How do you pick one?

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[glorifies]

Please don't ever say that out loud.

voice;

[unhappy]

If there's anything weird in my laundry, it's from you or Chihiro anyway, but okay!

[ WHAT A LITTLE SHIT ]

[glorifies]

[ Akashi's going to whine about this to Mayuzumi... ]

Would you like to say anything else?

[unhappy]

I love you?

[ She smiles innocently. ]

Also I'll think of something other than my laundry for you to do since I'm starting to think you do some weird stuff with your laundry.

[glorifies]

I don't want to do anyone's laundry.

[ He's being a brat about this!! But. Yes. He sighs, though, deciding to drop the subject. If Em brings it up again, he won't argue. ]

I love you.

[unhappy]

I know you don't.

[ ...Is he going to get competitive if she- it would be cute if he did. ]

I love you more.

[glorifies]

[ ??? What is she doing. ]

I love you as much as you love me.

[unhappy]

Mmm.. I think I love you most.

[glorifies]

That's impossible.

[unhappy]

Oh? Why's that?

[glorifies]

Because you're implying that I don't love you enough if you love me more. If I love you more than you love me, then it's as if I'm saying your love is inadequate.

I don't think that's the case.

[unhappy]

I can't argue with that, I guess.

[ She'll stop messing with him about this at least. ]

[glorifies]

It's irrefutable.

[ Did he just win? Yes. He did. ]

[unhappy]

[ She knows. He's so funny. This is a normal couple thing to do cute weird no I love u more!! Stuff but he made it so.. ]

You are so weird.

[glorifies]

You're the one who wants me to do your laundry.

[ That's weird... ]

[unhappy]

Can you clean the shower for my birthday instead then? I get to watch obviously.

[ Watch him clean without his shirt... ]

[glorifies]

I— Emerald, I don't understand.

[ What is her fixation with him cleaning?? ]

[unhappy]

It's supposed to be really sexy for a guy to do chores for you. I've never had it happen before!

[glorifies]

I see...

[ ... He's never considered it before? He's not sure how that's sexy, but... if that's what Emerald wants. . . ]

Then, on your birthday?

[unhappy]

You can do it sooner if you want to test it.

[ ...She just doesn't want to do chores right now, honestly. ]

[glorifies]

Does it have to be Mayuzumi-san's shower?

[ Why not his? ]

[unhappy]

Does yours need to be cleaned?

[ because hers does ]

[glorifies]

I suppose it does... How do you know?

[ h e l p ]

[unhappy]

Seijuro, have you never cleaned your shower before?

[ Seijuro........................ she's showered in your shower???? ]

[glorifies]

I hire a housekeeping service to clean my apartment. A person comes in once every two weeks.

[ do you see how spoiled your boyfriend is ]