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[unhappy]

Hey, so, I don't know my birthday.

(If you want to know why, click here for all the bg info you need)

How do you pick one?

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[glorifies]

I thought you were going to pick the same birthday as me?

[unhappy]

omg i was joking
im not stealing your birthday

[glorifies]

Ah. I didn't know.
Has the post helped you out in some way, though?

[unhappy]

Kind of!
I learned that people across the multiverse get stingy if your birthday is next to a holiday

[glorifies]

I'm guessing that affects what date you'll pick, then.

[unhappy]

yeah
I'm thinkiiiing late April? What do you think?

[glorifies]

Close to Zephyras. Is that your intention?
Ah, I also asked Midorima about your chosen month. This is what he says:

"April 20-May 20 is Taurus. (Same as Momoi.) Taureans are known to be reliable, devoted, stubborn, possessive, well-grounded, and uncompromising. They're tend toward hobbies like gardening, cooking, music, romance, and dislike insecurity, sudden changes and complications, criticism, and being guilted. They often turn toward hedonism and physical pleasures as a sign of harvesting the fruits of one's labor. They can also be overprotective, but have a penchant for completing tasks no matter what the cost. They're known to be tender, loyal, and bring a voice of reason to chaotic situations. Taurus is in 6th today, lucky color black, and lucky item is a sports newspaper."

[unhappy]

yes and thats kind of eerie

also i take criticism just fine and im not stubborn

[glorifies]

The descriptions aren't always accurate. It's just a generalisation when it comes to zodiac signs, as some people believe personalities are affected by the day you were born.

I think... were you to make your birthday in late April, then it would be the biggest and most special holiday of the month. :)

[unhappy]

I mean this is a made up date so obviously it isn't going to be accurate anyway.. but I guess it works. Now I just have to pick a number...

so special you'll do my laundry for me? :) :) :)

[glorifies]

I will pay for the laundromat.

[unhappy]

totally not the same and we're dating now so you don't have the excuse of not wanting to touch my unmentionables

[glorifies]

Are you trying to turn me into a pervert?

[unhappy]

oh my god what are you talking about
wtf are you going to do to my panties if i leave you alone with my laundry

[glorifies]

I don't want to be left alone with any laundry.
I'll do anything but your laundry on your birthday.

[unhappy]

if there's anything weird in my laundry its from you or chihiro anyway but ok

[glorifies]

Please don't ever say that out loud.

voice;

[unhappy]

If there's anything weird in my laundry, it's from you or Chihiro anyway, but okay!

[ WHAT A LITTLE SHIT ]

[glorifies]

[ Akashi's going to whine about this to Mayuzumi... ]

Would you like to say anything else?

[unhappy]

I love you?

[ She smiles innocently. ]

Also I'll think of something other than my laundry for you to do since I'm starting to think you do some weird stuff with your laundry.

[glorifies]

I don't want to do anyone's laundry.

[ He's being a brat about this!! But. Yes. He sighs, though, deciding to drop the subject. If Em brings it up again, he won't argue. ]

I love you.

[unhappy]

I know you don't.

[ ...Is he going to get competitive if she- it would be cute if he did. ]

I love you more.

[glorifies]

[ ??? What is she doing. ]

I love you as much as you love me.

[unhappy]

Mmm.. I think I love you most.

[glorifies]

That's impossible.